CollegeHumor: The Graphic Truth Articles This Month

CollegeHumor: The Graphic Truth Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794670 Venn Candygram Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794670 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-18 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 198 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794299 Amount of Weight You've Gained Since School Started Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1794299 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Half-eaten chili dogs left under your mattress
High School friends saying "you've filled out."
High School friends saying "Holy Sh*t!"
High School friends impressed with "College You"
Self-Deprecating "Freshman 15" Jokes
Likelihood your nickname is "Slim"
Blood
Pizza sauce where there used to be blood

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-11 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 56 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793973 Breakdown of Your Trick-Or-Treat Candy Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1793973 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-04 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 66 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792873 The More Twitter Followers You Have Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792873 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Meaningful social interaction
Actual followers
Sluttiness of custom background
Sense of self worth
Self worth
Communications longer than this very message you are currently reading right now at this very moment. You know, not more than 140 characters
Demi Moores F*cked

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-21 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 53 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792575 The More Clubs You Belong To Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792575 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Grades in school
Length of resume
Job perspectives
How much you value free pizza
Likelihood you accidentally join a Christian Youth society
Money appropriated in a useful manner
Archery Accuracy

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-07 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792230 The Longer You Stay With Your Highschool GF/BF Freshman Year Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1792230 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Hotness of significant other
Masturbation
Happiness
Ability to recite her phone number from memory
Excitement about video chat sex
Opportunities missed
Awkward proms attended
Probability you transfer to a community college and then she dumps you

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-30 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 68 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791883 The Bigger Your Lecture Hall Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791883 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Attendance
Chance that you're a communications major
Attractive members of the opposite sex
Attractive members of the opposite sex spoken to
Ability to fart in class without being blamed for it
Chance this is the "professor that rides in on a motorcycle at some point during the year"
Time spent napping
Chance you're enrolled in the Galactic College of Quarblezox

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-23 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 69 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791561 The More Fan Fiction You Write Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791561 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Livejournal accounts
Connection with reality
Sexual attraction to Sonic the hedgehog
Bea Arthur, Super Saiyan 4 Gojita hook-ups written about
Bea Arthur going Super Saiyan 4
Cease and Desist letters
Fans of your fluid prose
Fans of your lurid descriptions of Pikachu's a-hole

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-16 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 83 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791245 The More Credits You Take This Semester Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1791245 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Mental breakdowns
Free time on nights/weekends
Office hours visited
Amount you love life
Number of times you wake up in the middle of the night to scream F*CK
Hatred for humanity
Doodles made

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-09 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 132 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790915 Number of Ice Breakers Played Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790915 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Lies
Truths
Respect for RA
Percent hot girls' names learned
Percent ugly girls and other guys' names learned
How excited you are to finally be in college
Amount you focus on girl with low cut tanktop

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-02 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790517 The Crappier Your Wireless Connection Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790517 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Amount of time spent on the Internet
Intensity of orgasm
Your willingness to click "Keep Reading"
Hassle of having to go to plug in 1TB external harddrive for porn
Quality of Life
Full images

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-26 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790123 Days Left Until School Starts Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1790123 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Horrified flashbacks of school year
Frequency your Mom asks if you need more socks
JC Pennys visitied
Break ups with summer fling
Times gone back to summer fling for one more hook up
Five-Stars bought
Five-Stars given

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-19 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1789742 Miles Traveled on Your Family RoadTrip Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1789742 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Distance from home
Time you spend plotting ways to quietly kill a member of your family
How much you hate your parents
Comfortability pooping at rest stops
Number of times your dad swears he's going to turn this car around
Likelihood You're An Astronaut
Funerals given for animals killed by family station wagon

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-12 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1789281 The More You Read Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1789281 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Understanding of semi-colons
Wondrous, far-off lands discovered
How much fun it is to talk to you
Hatred for the Harry Potter books
Likelihood that you have Closed Captioning on
Swirlies recieved back in high school
How impressive your English papers are
How impressive your English degree is

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-05 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788947 The More You Hookup Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:40:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788947 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Chance your name is Chastity, Temptress, or Skyy
Camp girlfriends you swear you've had
Probability the door to your room revolves
Desire to hook up more
Probability it's not just an ingrown hair
The more of an AWESOME PIMP (male) or ANNOYING SLUT (female) you are
Odds you're reading this column
Strength of your immune system

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-29 12:40:58 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 80 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788586 The More Movies You've Seen This Summer Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:00:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788586 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Collection of 3D glasses
Excitement for real life
Fandango spam
Subtle racism
Worlds saved at the last possible second by an unlikely hero with no prior training and a suspiciously hot girlfriend
Chance that you're that hero

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-22 12:00:05 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788105 The Hotter Your Girlfriend Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:27:16 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1788105 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Self confidence
Discomfort caused by divorced Uncle Ned
Number of heterosexual single guy friends from back in grade school that still talk to her a lot
Masturbation
The chances of being a seventy-nine year old oil baron with emphysema
Amount of time you hang out with friends
Number of hours awake in bed waiting for her to come home from "girl's night out" or at the very least TEXT you
How cool your girlfriend is

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 92 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787649 Size of Your Sunglasses Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787649 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Age
Perceived beauty
Actual beauty
Chances you're hiding a black eye
How much of an a**hole you are
Chances your name is Bozo

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-08 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 83 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787151 The Tanner You Get Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1787151 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

How healthy you look
Spontaneous combustion
DJ, Stephanie, Michelle
Uncle Joey
Number of Bauhaus songs on your iPod
Life expectancy
Closeness to the equator
Closeness to Long Island

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-01 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 99 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1786352 Smell/Taste Matrix Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com./article:1786352 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-24 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com./user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com./artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 69 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />