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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2142371"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.ad58518cc1b6f9a7dcead3f7385b6f7a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-18 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2142371">Nat Tingley</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 368 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794203 You're Friends With a Website Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794203 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
The Wikipedia
This self-important, impressionable young man can usually be found at parties. He's the one wearing slightly more formal clothes than everyone else. Eager for social acceptance, he relies on his admittedly impressive knowledge of several interesting subjects to connect with guys and girls alike, before ruining it all when he takes things just that one step too far. "Did you know Paul McCartney isn't really alive?" He'll ask, frantically gazing into your eyes praying not to see that flicker of doubt he's so used to seeing. No, no I didn't know that, Wikipedia Boy. And neither do you.
Watch out for: Vandalism. As long as you're cooler than him, he'll believe and recycle anything you say.



The Digg
This guy's alright. No, really. He's pretty cool. He knows what's what when it comes to "stuff". It sounds stupid but "stuff" is an important facet of everyday life. We need this guy when we don't even know it. We're bored and tired and we want something funny/disgusting/interesting to watch or read and here's Digg, coming to the rescue with his always inspired (though sometimes a little dated) material.
Watch out for: The betrayal. Feel like showing digg something YOU found? Better hope it's not something he dislikes or has seen before. Be warned.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/5/collegehumor.218f593a64bda80e5dd9f085f32e7c93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2121802">Tom Philip</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 26 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793695 Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793695 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Thomas Jefferson

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Well, over the years, our relationship seems to have slowed down. Your early charm has begun to wear off, and while you know I always loved you for who you are and would scoff when you said you weren't as appealing as those Safari and Opera models (their speed test results are all airbrushed anyway), you've really let yourself go lately. And I'm not saying you're bloated, but you used to be so diligent about working out to stay slim and agile. Now you're constantly unresponsive and have lost that fiery passion that once drew me to you.

I know this is hard for you to hear, but I think it's about time we went our separate ways. I still think you're wonderful, and there's so much about your personality that I'll miss. I've just realized I want something different out of life than I used to, and it's taken a special friend to help me see it.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-21 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787737 If the Internet had Police Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787737 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-10 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 500 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 Picking Up A Signal Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Laptop: Hi...hey, would you mind if I...

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um..."L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t"?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don't have any passwords right now but if you...

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate. 

Laptop: OK...sorry to bother you. 

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don't have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don't need one. 

Laptop: OK...how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don't cost no money.  I'm priceless, sugar. 

Laptop: How do I know you're for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I've been with half the laptops on this block.  I'm wide open, honey. 

Laptop:  I like what I'm hearing. 
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