CollegeHumor: The Morning After Entourage Articles This Month

CollegeHumor: The Morning After Entourage Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792489 Give A Little Bit Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792489 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Matt Damon

Happy Season Finale Everyone! I would call it a 3/4 Happy Ending, happy enough to give us all a warm fuzzy feeling, but not happy enough to be included in any children's book. We did get something that my ex-girlfriend never gave me the benefit of, closure. Isn't that right Francine? Anyway all our story lines from our characters had clean little endings so we can start fresh for next season.

A season finale wouldn't be a finale if it wasn't full of celebrity cameos, right? Matt Damon, of Team America: World Police fame, is working for a children's foundation to help the hungry. He doesn't even ask Vince to help as much as he tells him to. He demands both Vince's time and money, approximately $150K to be exact, and hunts him down like my creditors when he doesn't send the check. I did like how Damon breaks down when he's leaving Vince messages. I could also believe that this isn't far from the truth about how philanthropy is actually done in Hollywood, a bunch of ego-tastic celebrities who are used to getting what they want coupled with a sincere desire to look better than everyone else on the planet should make for some interesting conversations and temper tantrums.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792108 Scared Straight Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792108 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Can Drama out-act the Man of Steel?

It seemed like a bad day for everyone in the world of Entourage this week. Except of course Vince, who boned the secretary from Planned Parenthood. I wonder if she asked him to use protection?

Terrance (Ari's old boss) pays a surprise visit to Ari at his office. How exactly you sneak up on someone in a building with glass walls I'm not entirely sure, but nonetheless he offers Ari first dibs on buying out his company, meaning that Ari could do whatever he wants to Adam Davies and Lloyd since they'd be working for him. Ari uncovers that the reason Terrance wants to sell is because he is about to divorce his smoking hot wife, all because he boned a probably equally smoking hot mistress. Normally I fully endorse banging hot women, but for half of what Terrance is worth? I'm thinking that it was probably not worth it.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-28 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791738 Berried Alive Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791738 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

LLOYD!!

With only three episodes left in the season, Entourage begins to pick up some real speed (finally)! Alot of big events happened to all our guys (except Vince) and it looks like the writers are building up to something that nobody can really be sure of.

First of all, I'd like to say, it's about freakin' time that E got rid of the craziest of the crazies, Ashley. You can only push a guy so far before you start asking for stool samples. This has proven something that all the viewers have definitely known since we first met her and that awkward gaze into E's eyes that made us all feel extremely uncomfortable. Now E may have a new love interest, his assistant Brittany, who is extremely hot, and makes me think I should have gone into a career in casting actresses, but too late for broken dreams now.

The biggest story line, I think, has to do with the newly fallen angel Lloyd who has betrayed his former god, Ari. Lloyd has either paid very close attention to Ari on how to get business done, or Lloyd is just "paying it forward" to the people under him, much like my old fraternity did to its pledges. I just hope there are less elephant walks.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-21 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791444 Security Briefs Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791444 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

I've heard rumors that girls read this site too, so this pic is for them, sorry bros.

It's been a whole two weeks since the last episode of Entourage, but this episode was worth the wait in my opinion.

The Israeli Task Force is running security for the guys, waking them up at 7am laughing about a Palestinian with a bomb up her ass (I know, I laughed my ass off too). To add to that, they don't flush the toilets when they use them and they stole Turtle's cereal. I bet Turtle's not so much pissed about the cereal as he is about the glow in the dark race car inside. This type of behavior only confirms what I've believed for years: never let a foreigner in your house.

Things were looking good for Ari at the office, at least for the first part of the episode. He signed Zac Efron and made Adam Davies cry. I did like how that hot mom kept coming up to Zac at the store; sure lady, just find someplace to dump the kid and we'll bone.

As retaliation for Ari's stunt, Adam Davies offers Lloyd a job as an agent. At first Lloyd denied out of total loyalty for Ari, but as the old proverb goes, "you can only push a queer so far". Ari more than doubles the time left in Lloyd's pledgeship and sends him to do a bunch of bullsh*t jobs. The scene ends with Lloyd getting rear-ended (not the good kind) in Ari's car, and he decides now would be a good time to quit and leave Ari's busted car in the middle of gridlock traffic. Look at it this way, at least we got a really good "LLOYD!" out of Ari.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-14 10:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790764 The Sorkin Notes Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790764 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

I'm baaaaack! :)

No matter how bad Andrew Kline f*cks up, he seems to always come out on top for Ari. If he can sign a client from jail crying like a baby, I'm pretty sure he could sell Anne Frank a pork sandwich while dressed like Hitler.

Ari suffers yet another Kline meltdown by finding him asleep in his office (instead of his own for some reason) and surrounded by coworkers. If it were me, I don't think I would try to sleep in an office with all glass walls and expect any privacy. Anyway, that b*tch Babs finds out and says if Kline doesn't sign Aaron Sorkin (West Wing) by the end of the day, he's canned. Ari conveys this to Andrew, who ends up not showing up to the meeting because he's trying to get his notes from his house, but Marlo won't let him in, so what is the most reasonable way to settle this? Drive your Cadillac into your living room, duh.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-31 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790354 No More Drama Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790354 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

We've got 12 weeks to kill until Vince's next movie starts shooting, yet this week's episode kills only 6 hours. Vince's house gets broken into, Drama has career troubles, and E scores big his first day and makes a mortal enemy at Murray Berensen. As slow as this episode crawled, it did lay the ground work for some action down the road.

I will say I was excited to see the N for Nudity rating before the episode, but I was definitely disappointed to find out that is was referring to a slip nip shot of a girl sleeping. Vince took care of the intruder in true actor fashion, however, by hiding in his bedroom. I'm sure De Niro in the old days would have strangled the guy with his own underwear that was being stolen. I liked how at first Vince played it cool, "We have an alarm, I'll just learn to turn it on." I hope he learns how to turn it on better than he learned to drive.

The guys showed off their Queens Boulevard roots by choosing to amass enough firepower to take over France. I'm pretty sure that hand cannon Vince was holding would rip his arm off if he tried to shoot it, but it was funny nonetheless.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-24 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789963 Murphy's Lie Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789963 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

How could you lie to that face, E?

Everyone decided to change places in this week's episode of Entourage. Drama experiences both a high and a low in his career in one day when he starts by acting with a good actress for once, and ends it by choke slamming his boss and faces unemployment. Turtle goes from being everyone's "bitch" to taking core English and Math courses. E goes from being unemployed to taking a manager position at Murray Berenson. And it looks like we'll have to suffer through a little more of Andrew Kline. Sweet, I hope he has more breakdowns, those are my favorite parts....

We have potential for some sub-plots being formed for our favorite crew, so let's check out what each one got into this week.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-17 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789551 Fore! Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789551 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Drama's Tribute to Payne Stewart

Even though this episode of Entourage had some laughs, I don't think any other series has crawled at a slower pace than this season.

The guys go on a celebrity golf tournament (we don't know what for, possibly to benefit women victims of Johnny Drama) in order to distract the viewers from realizing that nothing is actually happening. OK, scratch that, one thing is happening, E is offered a job at a big agency. Other than that, not a lot happened, but let's hit the run-down of what our guys have been up to this week.

Ari had a bad day to say the least. He wakes up on a couch instead of a bed with a smoking hot wife. Is it just me or do you think that Ari's mansion should probably have at least 7 guest bedrooms which would mean he wouldn't have to sleep on the couch? But he buys the Mrs. a Maserati to schmooz things over just because he's Ari. Anyway, he shows up looking like sh*t and has to play with one of his clients and his two a-hole kids.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-10 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789168 Running on E Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789168 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"No, E, you hang up first"

Vince at home Facebooking? Ari and E in a bromance? Turtle a scholar? There is only one thing that could make this episode crazier: David Schwimmer actually getting work.

An unexpected delay in the shooting of Vince's next movie gives our guys an extra 12 weeks to hang out. Vince seems pretty bummed about it, which is kinda how I would feel if I was a millionaire famous celebrity living in a mansion in California. Vince eagerly tries to enroll the gang to hang out and travel with him, but everyone's way too busy, which again would be my reaction to such a predicament.

Turtle goes back-to-school shopping with Jamie-Lynn. It reminded me of when I went shopping with my mom, but in Turtle's case I would have gotten a lot more boners. He's getting the kid-with-divorced-parents-treatment having a sugar-daddy and sugar-mommy living in separate houses. Jamie-Lynn's paying for an all-new wardrobe, but Vince tosses him some walking around money, too. It kind of inspired me to quit my job and start smoking weed everyday in hopes that a hot Italian mob daughter will wisk me away.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-03 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788393 Amongst Friends Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788393 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"His ugliness is oddly fascinating" - Turtle

Vinnie's back baby! And he's not the only one. Papparazzi are actually requesting photos of Drama, E's got random sleezy's visiting his new pad at unexpected times, and Turtle gets featured as the trophy boyfriend he is for Jamie-Lynn. The premiere of Martin Scorcese's Gatsby was a huge success and now everyone wants a piece of Vincent Chase.

The guys haven't lost their Queens charm. Instead of using their millions of dollars to hire movers; an A list celebrity, a B list celebrity, and a Turtle help move E into his new place themselves.

Sloan swings by and puts out the vibe that she feels like she's in a frat house full of boys. Will E be able to be the man she's looking for? E asks her to the premiere and voluntarily enters 'the friend zone'. I did think it was odd that they didn't even ride in the limo together. Do you think they went Dutch on the drinks?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-20 11:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787910 Drive Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787910 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

First, to recap what we saw last season. Medellin sucked, Smokejumpers never made it, and Vince couldn't get a sit down meeting with anyone in the country, much less Hollywood. E started to show some initiative as a Tinsel Town shark by going to bat for Vince but ended up being fired anyway. His efforts ended up with a better than expected outcome (scoring Vince the lead in Martin Scorcese's Gatsby), and just as he was torn away from Vince's teet, Vince couldn't deal with the swelling that comes with all that extra milk, and quickly returns to the West Coast and reunites his metaphoric mammaries with E's mouth and the guys are again together like the Entourage they are.

We enter Season Six to see E becoming more of the baller and less of the pussy we've come to adore. Don't get to used to it though, he almost dropped the L-Bomb on some one night stand and is primed to move into his own crib thanks to a call from Sloan.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/b/collegehumor.a24e7e1a7080cb40c505518b280c4935.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-13 10:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:335076">Nick Griffith</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:156"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765287 Morning After Entourage: Return To Queens Blvd Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:00:54 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765287 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don't think I've ever seen a mother favor one son over the other as much as Mrs. Chase does. She seems to rip on Drama the same way that the rest of Hollywood does. I loved the welcome home sign with Vince's name in huge letters and Drama's in tiny letters under it. I guess the people on Queens Blvd only miss childhood friends based on their success, nobody cared about Turtle being back and E's family wasn't even existent. Below was my favorite dialogue between Drama and Mrs. Chase:

"Drama get the hell out of my kitchen!"
"But ma! I'm making Frittatas!"
"I'm worried about your brother and need to stay busy"

There wasn't too much Ari in this episode but Drama more than made up for it. He's finally starting to notice he's on the bottom of the crew, now that E is a Hollywood manager and Turtle is dating Jamie Lynn Siegler. How about that awkward phone sex scene? And how about Turtle's mother? She looks more like a Turtle than he does! Memories of George Costanza and his mother are coming back when watching this episode of Entourage. The funny part is, that George lived in Queens too and is about the same build as Turtle. Maybe if Turtle discovers anymore rappers, he could start his own label. He will call it Vandelay Records. Anyone excited for Entourage: The Later Years?

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:84177"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/d/collegehumor.8d41dde2ae87e8b16162205d97e287a7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-24 13:00:54 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:84177">Josh Carter</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:20"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764989 Play'n with Fire Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:25:25 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764989 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Turtle's so smitten by Jamie-Lynn I'm a little afraid she's turning into the group's Yoko. She's been hanging out with him for a day and already he's re-evaluating his life. If Turtle ends up becoming his own man, who's gonna go on wacky adventures with Drama? But I guess it isn't necessarily a bad thing, seeing as Turtle's been cast into the background for the entire season. It's nice that he's got his own storyline and hopefully it'll develop into something interesting.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-17 11:25:25 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764715 Seth Green Day Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:20:30 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764715 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> actor. But Seth Green the actor is probably a nice guy; it's just Seth Green the character that's a total asshole. Unless of course, Seth Green the character is an accurate representation of the actor, in which case Seth Green really is an asshole. So just in case - f*ck you, Seth Green.

I thought I'd missed an episode somewhere along the line when Charlie was humping the bejesus out of that chick while talking to E on the phone. Last I saw, he was a struggling comedian working retail and I'm pretty sure those dudes don't get laid. But maybe she just had good foresight, because Charlie ends up getting his pilot greenlighted. The only problem is that the studio wants to cast Seth Green, who's still pissed at E for sucker-punching him.

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Ari, what's happening? I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask for half a million dollars. Great. Thannnks.

It's hard to imagine that "Smokejumpers" was supposed to be a character piece. Originally, the firefighters never fight an actual fire. Now they've got an entire army battling an exploding mountain. It'd be like if the script to "The Astronaut Farmer" got turned into "Armageddon." Now if only "Smokejumpers" could get Steve Buscemi....

The first day on set didn't go so well for Vince. His co-star, Jason Patric, appears to be stealing his lines and the director doesn't care. Vince can't talk to him about it either, since he's a 5th degree black belt and somewhat of a maniac. But just when you think Vince is going to be a pushover, Patric makes a fatal mistake -- he steals pie from Turtle. This prompts an argument that reveals Vince's lines hadn't been stolen at all, but given to Patric by the director. This is why I never pilfer baked goods. It always ends with me revealing some shocking revelation and I'd just rather not deal with it.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-03 12:59:26 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763964 First Class Jerk Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:28:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763964 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Sigler may have had the least flattering guest spot in the history of guest spots. She's on screen for a total of about 2 minutes. In that time, she manages to be a bitch to a stewardess and beat off Turtle. I'd put that way below Anna Faris' naked car crash. At least she only took E out to dinner.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-27 11:28:06 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763637 Gotta Look up to Get Down Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:30:24 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763637 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Seeing E reverted to middle school awkwardness was awesome. He's been pretty Ari-esque lately, and it was nice to watch somebody mess with him. Rayna had him wrapped around her finger -- just when you thought she was taking him back to her room for some super-hot-foreign-model sex, she shows him footage of a slasher movie she acted in. Apparently she needs a manager. Hopefully for E, it'll be with benefits. And considering she was lunging for his crotch by the end of the episode, it's a distinct possibility.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-20 11:30:24 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763341 Redomption Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:52:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763341 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
After Vince and E bailed out Dom for his OJ-style police chase, I was positive he was going to run. In what I should have seen as an obvious trick to build dramatic tension, I was completely fooled when a car started as soon as Dom walked away from the table. It's hard to trust Vince's opinion on anything since he is ALWAYS so positive. I was so ready for him to be wrong again. I guess someday I'm gonna have to forgive him for trusting Billy Walsh. Someday....

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-13 10:52:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762921 The Morning After Entourage: Tree Trippers Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:00:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762921 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Last night's episode was bizarre. Ari's little "I TOLD MY WIFE I WAS STAYING IN BUT I'M NOT OMIGOD SHE'S ON HER WAY HOME AND IS GONNA FIND ME OUT" storyline was like something out of a bad movie. Tom convincing Lloyd to have a party there while he was gone made it even more-so. But, hey, at least we got to learn what gay people do at parties -- play Wheel of Fortune and skinny dip.

The fish-out-of-water plot didn't really do anything for the main story, but it was worth a few laughs. It takes place in the desert, where the crew (including Ari and ER) have decided to visit the Joshua Tree, hoping they'll get a sign as to whether or not Vince should do Benji; all while high on mushrooms.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-06 10:00:58 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762623 The Morning After Entourage: Fire Sale Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:42:51 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762623 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

- Drama and his Euro-chick are history after he verbally assaulted her voicemail. Now he's all depressed. He doesn't even like strippers any more.

- E has a few more clients, including some redneck writers and a stand-up comedian played by Bow Wow.

- E's writers have a script called "Smoke Jumpers" that Ed Norton is interested in.

- Vince can't get a gig because Medellin sucked so hard.

This week's episode starts with the boys recovering from the previous night's sweet sixteen blowout. E and Vince are heading out to meet with studio heads and Drama is preparing for his appearance on The View.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-29 09:42:51 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />