CollegeHumor: The Notebook Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716493 I Didn't Cry During The Notebook Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:51:22 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716493 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Here's the thing, guys. I didn't cry when I watched The Notebook. I can understand how people might have misconstrued things, but you guys honestly need to hear me out about this.

So listen, I watched the movie Sunday night after drinking ALL weekend. Like a case and a half just by myself. My eyes were shot. That explains the redness. And they were really tired too, which is why I was rubbing them a lot- especially near the end. Even worse, you guys, my stupid roommate was smoking in the room all day, you know how that is. And we opened a window but then the wind just blows in, and that's even worse. Combine all those things with staring at a bright screen in a dark room for two hours, and your eyes are going to water. It's just basic science.

And if you think I was whimpering then you're just a bunch of fags. It was really cold in that room and I was shivering. Oh yeah, I "hid" my head in my girlfriend's shoulder, okay guys. It's called cuddling, ever heard of it? Or maybe you're just a bunch of homos who don't even have girlfriends.

Maybe – Maybe - my eyes got the slightest hint of moisture in them when Finn died, I'll give you that. But it's only because I had been railing my girlfriend earlier and was still a little sweaty and some of that must have dripped down off my brow. Or maybe they were her tears that fell on my face. Whatever.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/1/collegehumor.2618616bb5cffc06c7d7b8216893ee97.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-26 00:51:22 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:298">Jake Hurwitz</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:55"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />