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	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:20:06 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-07-16 16:20:06    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<title>The Round Up</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:45:32 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-07-11 17:45:32    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:52:04 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-07-10 17:52:04    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:50:13 -0400</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:51:28 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-06-27 14:51:28    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<title>CH Round Up</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:44:07 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-06-11 17:44:07    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 12:44:11 -0400</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 17:20:24 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-05-02 17:23:05    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:40:12 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-04-26 14:40:12    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:00:34 -0400</pubDate>
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    		Written 2007-04-25 16:00:34    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff&#60;/a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:08:39 -0400</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:13:11 -0400</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:45:12 -0400</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 16:31:25 -0400</pubDate>
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