CollegeHumor: Thought Bubble Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1761789 Thought Bubble: September 8, 2008 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:06:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1761789 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Welcome back to The Thought Bubble, bubble thinkers.  I sit down with Adam Dello Buono and new-to-the-column John Fischer to discuss what spandex-clad men we'd like to see wrestle.

North vs South, Rebels vs Stormtroopers, Religion vs Common Sense. There have been some epic throwdowns in human history, but probably none so epic as fights that haven't happened between people that don't actually exist. What are some of your super-powered dream matches?


John: Honestly, I have to say that I'd like to see Namor vs Aquaman.

Adam: The fish would be so confused who to listen to.

John: True. Plus, Namor is a total bastard. Either he gets the shit kicked out of him, or we get to see someone in all orange get the shit kicked out of him. It's a win-win.

Adam: Totally. Also, they have fucking tridents.

John: Dude, tridents? Screw tridents, they could hit each other with whales.

Sean: Does Namor actually wield a trident?

John: I'm sure if you gave him a trident he'd get the general idea.

Adam: Yeah, it's the whole aquatic royalty weapon... thing.

Sean: Plus, Namor has proven to have actual effectiveness above ground, as evidenced by the whole flight, super strength, and increased durability thing.

Adam: He also looks like Spock.

Sean: And he also looks like Spock.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-09-08 10:06:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760666 Thought Bubble: August 15, 2008 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:57:47 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760666 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour to discuss what happens when you mix gamma rays with scotch and what upcoming supermovies he's excited about.

PANEL ONE: Drunk driving's bad. I think that's something all of us can get behind. You know what's worse? Drunk superhero-ing. Imagine if the car being drunk driven could fly, shoot lasers, and read your mind. There have been some pretty heavy abusers over the years.

Sean: Of course the classic example is Tony Stark
James: Agreed. Though they didn't play it up in the movie, that man is a booze fiend
Sean: "Get me a scotch, I'm starving." I think they did a good job showing his love of the bottle.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-15 18:57:47 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759917 Thought Bubble: July 31, 2008 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:39:28 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759917 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Good Works Tour. We discuss THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Samuel L Jackson's headshine, and our dream matches.

PANEL ONE: Best Opening Weekend ($158.4 million), Best Single Day($66.4 million). Top movie on IMDB Top 250 list. Could beat Titanic for highest-grossing film of all time. The dust has settled. Dark Knight. Let's talk about it.

Sean: Seen it twice.
James: Seen it once but at midnight the night it came out. I was very pleased
Sean: As was I. This makes up for Bat-Skates, Bat-nipples,Bat-Airboards, and Chris O'Donnell.
James: Agreed! I thought the theme of the film was totally amazing. ...But I did have a big problem with the end.
Sean: The hero not being the hero?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-30 23:39:28 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759227 Thought Bubble: July 17, 2008 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:22:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759227 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> (New to the series? Check out the first issue here.) This time, Gay Wolverine shows up, along with movie execs admitting they made a mistake and some of the most shameful powers to ever get gamma-rayed for.

Um... mulligan?
PANEL ONE: Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, the Batman series reboot, and Iron Man are ushering in a new era of superhero movies. Gone are the days of Batnipples, Catwomen, and Shaq, now is the time of solid story lines, believable villains, and relatable superheroes (emo dance breaks notwithstanding). With the Avengers movie teasing us at the very distant horizon, it seems that the best is yet to come. How is Hollywood going to screw it up?

Sean: Two words: Iron-nipples
Adam: Hey man, the ladies love 'em. I think that's where male disdain for them stemmed from.
Sean: Jealousy?
Adam: Could be. Rock hard nipples all the time, can cut through glass, etc. If that doesn't get you hot I don't know what does.
Sean: My nipples cut through ass.
Adam: Trust me, I know.
Sean: Before we get too personal for the Grown-Men-In-Tights Column, lets veer back to the movies. I'm really glad to see Hollywood bigwigs willing to admit they screwed up an awesome story and take a redo, like with Hulk.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/b/collegehumor.1227666bde5ffee443178ceb5e3a762f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-07-17 15:22:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:8131">Sean Curry</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:219"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752070 The Thought Bubble Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:40:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752070 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For the inaugural installment of "Thought Bubble", I talk with the host of The Early Late Show with James Introcaso, James Introcaso. We discuss Britney Spears' alien vagina, the devil, and the riveting cultural undertones of the early works of Stan Lee and how they apply to a post-industrial American society. Just kidding. We talk about Gay Batman.

PANEL ONE: The Marvel Universe is currently being invaded by Skrulls, a shape-shifting race of aliens intent on killing or enslaving any human they see and turning Earth into their new homeworld. Anyone can be the enemy. No one can be trusted. Someone call Joe McCarthy.

James: Big surprise. Someone in the Marvel Universe isn't who they really say they are. They're a clone. Wow. This has NEVER been done before.

Sean: Everyone in the Marvel Universe has either been cloned, impersonated, kidnapped, or dead at some point in their life. After all, you know what they say, "Death is only the halfway point of life."

James: Here's the disappointing part. This is supposed to totally change the Marvel Universe. Civil War was supposed to change the face of the MU. So was World War Hulk! Everything always turns back to normal because no one wants to be reading Daredevil for 36 issues and then find out he was A F*CKING CLONE and now you just blew $144 to read about some blind alien who sucks.

Sean: Clone, alien shapeshifting zealot, same diff.

James: Agreed. Not that I wouldn't love to be a shapeshifting alien. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Sean: Maybe you are.

James: I'd pretty much be a shame for that alien. My identity is more or less worthless to world domination. I'm being interviewed as a comic book expert.
Run for your lives!

Sean: I think if shapeshifting aliens wanted to take over the planet, the best way would be to impersonate a pop celebrity, make everyone think she's crazy, and make sure no one talks about important stuff. Wait...

James: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Sean: Can aliens shapeshift vaginas, too?

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