CollegeHumor: Vagina Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725994 Pioneers in Immaturity: The Hand Vagina Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:26:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725994 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Christian Jones is not a name you might recognize, but he has had a profound impact on history.  A world-renowned shadow puppeteer in his time, Jones’s contribution to this world was stumbled across by chance. 

“I was just sitting in my house, trying to come up with exciting new two person shadow puppets with my wife, Judith,” Jones, 86, said.  “We were improvising and she was doing a crocodile.  I thought that looked like fun so I also pretended to be a crocodile that was eating her crocodile. We did some playful crocodile wrestling, as us hand puppeteers are prone to do. The rest is history..."


Jones’s discovery was published in the magazine Modern Shadower.  It sent shock waves through the shadow puppet community, prompting other adventurous puppeteers to try their "hand" in making their own anatomical parts. Despite these innovator's best efforts, the “hand wang” and “hand scrotum”  both failed miserably- possibly lending gravitas to the staying power of Jones’s discovery.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:355"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/9/collegehumor.632ae6ce2194da1d069b53d991c38c72.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-05 13:26:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:355">Steve Horvath</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:602"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724704 The Vagina Monologue Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:50:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1724704 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Has it really come to this? Have we as a society finally reached the point where we've actually become bored with the vagina? The vagina, the most magical and beautiful of all of god’s creations, reduced to a carnival side show? I've always thought of the vagina as one of the last remaining vestiges of all that is good in the world. Never has anyone ever looked at a vagina and thought anything but peaceful and generous thoughts. The environment evaporates around us, nations oppress and torture their people but all throughout one important fact refuses to wane; The Vagina is loved. Even Arabs killing themselves in the name of Allah are doing it for 72 of those puffy little pink puddin pops. I'm pretty sure not even a love of the almighty can convince anyone to blow themselves up for 72 whoppers (no offense King). There's just something about that adorable sweet little cul-de-sac of moisture that brings men of all races together.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:664170"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/3/collegehumor.e9e5e048ef658fabb1764073aae14dc2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-28 09:50:32 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:664170">Mitch Fatel</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 30 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />