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	<title>Voicemails from the Freshman Virgin Who Just Doesn't Get It</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:08:44 -0400</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<center><a target="_blank" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/update/tag:homeplate"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/4/collegehumor.09887c0e6faae9f065015fe42edb58fb.jpg" alt=""   /></a><div align="left">Hi Ben, it&rsquo;s Mindy. What&rsquo;s up? It was nice meeting you at the Beta party. The beach theme was fun. So cool you guys had sand in the house. I bet it was a pain to clean up. So thanks for walking me back to my dorm room. Sorry I kicked you out when my roommate got back, but you know how it is&hellip;anyway we should hang out, get some dinner sometime. Give me a call.<strong><br   /></strong><br   /><div class="right_a3 small_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/3/collegehumor.29656cbb0b7b6b4c9f4bbc53982540ff.jpg" width="192"  /></div><br   /><br   /><strong>1 week later&hellip;</strong><br   /></div><p align="left">Hi Ben, it&rsquo;s Mindy. So funny I ran into you last night. I mean I guess it&rsquo;s your fraternity so it makes sense that you were at that party. Sucks you&rsquo;re having cell phone problems. Anyway, it was fun seeing your room, and your CD collection. Sorry I didn&rsquo;t stay up there with you longer, but didn&rsquo;t want to leave my friend alone downstairs for too long. We should hang out though. Maybe go get some ice cream or something. Give me a call. <br   /><br   /><strong><br   />2 weeks later&hellip;</strong><br   />Hi Ben, it&rsquo;s Mindy. Glad I ran into you last night since I hadn't heard from you. Sucks that you&rsquo;re still having cell phone problems. Maybe your voicemail is full or something. Oh well, I thought I&rsquo;d leave you a message anyway. Hope you get this one. The party last night was fun. I think I left my bra somewhere in the frat house. So embarrassing! And even more embarrassing that I bolted out right after you took it off. I was feeling sick. Beer before liquor, never sicker&hellip; so true! Anyway, it&rsquo;s crazy that we&rsquo;ve never actually gone out. We should get some coffee or see a movie sometime. Give me a call.</p></center></>
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    		Written 2007-08-01 03:08:44    			 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:238">Mindy Raf&#60;/a>
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