CollegeHumor: Will Smith Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730864 The Literary Fresh Prince Tue, 15 May 2007 09:28:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730864 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Felix W. Cooper's Literary Excerpts: A Prince's Life

Today's selection is taken from the beginning, middle, and end of the prologue setting up Prince William Smith's autobiography, A Prince's Life. It begins:

"A great deal of my young life was spent in the Western quadrant of the towne of Philadelphia. I enjoyed the company of my confidants whilst we employed our exuberance by means of outdoor recreational furniture. It was in this that I found I was rather partial to a certain enterprise we devised where one is to heartily lob an inflated cow's-gut sack into an elevated loop of steel devised to honor the halo of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. The completion of this seemingly inconsequential action was always sure to be consecrated by my contingents who would entertain me with ejaculatory whoops and bawls of congratulatory delectation.

Much to my abashed dismay, our frequently sensational outbursts resulted in the loss of our gut-sack. As fate would have it, it ended up disturbing a rather despicable group of fool-hooligans who insisted that, as a result of our contravention upon their deliberation of the day's crimes against Our Lord, we play the game of fisticuffs as an alternative.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:856057"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/8/collegehumor.cb1e61e2d15f28deb56dc3e8c078646e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-15 09:28:19 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:856057">Derek Walborn</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 45 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />