CollegeHumor: Wtf Articles This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1767546 Holy Headshots! Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1767546 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> You are about to see six performers' headshots. They are 100% real, and they are 1,000% awesome. They're from our new book called Holy Headshot! A Celebration of America's Undiscovered Talent. You should buy it. Why? Because there are 97 additional headshots in it that are just as mesmerizing. Oh, and there are also resumes that go with each headshot. That's right, you can actually read each person's resume. And believe us when we tell you that sometimes the resumes are even more hilarious than the headshots.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1656941"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-12-17 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1656941">pborelli</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725089 R U Ready to get your MiND BLOWN by FRACTALS?! Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:13:01 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725089 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I don’t know what it is about fractals, but whenever I look at those darn things and smoke PCP, I just get crazy. 

You might chalk it up to the radical fragmentation exhibited by those wacky geometric shapes, or the recursive nested images that make you think you’re falling into the eye of the one true god, or the fact that you’ve been playing the same song on loop for days, but something about those screwy fractals really blows some fuses in the old brain-box.  Take this one for instance:
 

Notice how the bluish black centers of the demon flowers arc across the screen like a capital “S.”  Now notice how the top demon flower folds in on itself and eats it’s demon brothers while shrieking about Richard Nixon. 

How do people make these things?! 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730031 Giggleland Mon, 07 May 2007 18:47:52 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730031 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> *In 1943, the Republic of Frowns invaded Giggleland. This is an exchange between a Gigglelandian Gingerbread Man and his Nougat Wife*



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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.jester.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />