An Unfortunate Episode of "Pimp My Ride"

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:15:56 -0400

Xzibit: Alright, yo, we at Jason's house, and we're about to pimp his ride!

(Xzibit rings doorbell; Jason opens door, his shirt covered in blood)

Jason: Oh, thank God you're here, I--

Xzibit: Whoa man!� You alright?� You're covered in blood!

Jason: No, that--that's ketchup.� I was feeding my little brother hot dogs.� He's really messy, heh heh.

Xzibit: Looks like blood.

Jason: No, it's ketchup, alright?!� It's fine, don't worry about it, let's just check out the car.

Xzibit: Alright, man, we'll look at your car.� (They move to the driveway)� Your car doesn't look all that bad...

Jason: Well, trust me, it's f*cked up, alright?� It needs help.

Xzibit: Let's take a look at the back seat.

Jason: NO NO NO NO!� The back seat's fine.� Just look at the steering wheel, that could use some help.

Xzibit: Well, let's take a look at it anyway--what the hell is that in there?

Jason: It's powdered sugar, goddammit!� Front seat, let's go!

Xzibit: Are you just gonna leave it in there?

Jason: Yeah--go ahead and throw it away at the shop.

Xzibit: Umm... alright, man, what's wrong with the front seat?

Jason: The steering wheel's all f*cked up, take a look.� Be sure to grab it real good.

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