If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.
Some people are Gandalf. Get over it!
He's going to go through a 2-liter bottle of Shasta and an all-Rush mix tape just getting back to where he was.
A shot from Beyonce's upcoming video "All the Ginger Ladies."
Owen's Memory- 739th Floor. Apartment 739-CLandlord knocks on door.Landlord: Calculus! Calculus, I know you're in there.Calculus: Go away! Leave me alone.Landlord: Calculus, listen to me. Yo …
Warms the heart and and soul.
"Don't cross the streams." -- Genesis 1:1-2:10
God: Hey Jews.Jews: Hey.God: So listen, guys, I'm thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.Jews: What? God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God pack …
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