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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
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It's only cheating if you get caught, which is obviously what happened to these guys. It's only cheating if you get caught, which is obviously what happened to these guys.
No, no, no--that's catsup. No, no, no--that's catsup.
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Best Friends - Let Us Never Forget The Shattered Knee Summer of 2010 Best Friends - Let Us Never Forget The Shattered Knee Summer of 2010
Mountain Lion in Background of Hunting Picture Mountain Lion in Background of Hunting Picture
Unfortunately, CTR + ALT + DEL will not help pick the shards of glass off the ground, Unfortunately, CTR + ALT + DEL will not help pick the shards of glass off the ground,
Having a good sense of humor is one great way to cope with a disability. Driving an expensive automobile is another. Having a good sense of humor is one great way to cope with a disability. Driving an expensive automobile is another.
Just because you're hanging out with them doesn't mean you'll automatically get buns of steel. Just because you're hanging out with them doesn't mean you'll automatically get buns of steel.
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Don't mind me miss, just enjoying the view. Don't mind me miss, just enjoying the view.
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Work place hazards have gotten complicated. Work place hazards have gotten complicated.
Fantastic bedspread, it's too bad no woman will ever get to appreciate it. Fantastic bedspread, it's too bad no woman will ever get to appreciate it.
"My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!" "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"
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This facebook profile pic really says "I'm an independent, sexy female who has absolutely no idea how to raise a child." This facebook profile pic really says "I'm an independent, sexy female who has absolutely no idea how to raise a child."
Why are you reading this when there's much more important information below?! Why are you reading this when there's much more important information below?!
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Each 30 rack of beer provides one of these girls with the comfort of clothing. For 14 bucks a case, won't you lend a hand? Each 30 rack of beer provides one of these girls with the comfort of clothing. For 14 bucks a case, won't you lend a hand?
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Next time you're going to chastise Japan as being really weird and into fetishes, remember this picture. Because it kinda proves your point. Next time you're going to chastise Japan as being really weird and into fetishes, remember this picture. Because it kinda proves your point.
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Life = Ruined. Go Internet! Life = Ruined. Go Internet!
And me without my imperious curse... And me without my imperious curse...
To this day, Steve Martin still finds the internet impersonal. No, he only communicates with fans via individually tailored, thoughtful letters. To this day, Steve Martin still finds the internet impersonal. No, he only communicates with fans via individually tailored, thoughtful letters.
She has to keep in shapes. Nice, round, soft, sexy shapes. She has to keep in shapes. Nice, round, soft, sexy shapes.
He really does speak softly and carry a big stick. He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.
ASL? 10/M/Vermillion City ASL? 10/M/Vermillion City
Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever. Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.
New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry! New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry!