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This was hung on the outside of a church. This was hung on the outside of a church.
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At least the last moments of your life will be laughing at a goofy looking shark. At least the last moments of your life will be laughing at a goofy looking shark.
"Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!" "Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!"
Walk into the light. Slowly though. SLOWER! Walk into the light. Slowly though. SLOWER!
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How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding. How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
An Italian plumber was at the forefront of the samurai revolution in feudal Japan. An Italian plumber was at the forefront of the samurai revolution in feudal Japan.
"I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?" "I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"
She also found a clear clown's balloon under his mattress. She also found a clear clown's balloon under his mattress.
She's either really bad at Photoshop or really good at bending matter. She's either really bad at Photoshop or really good at bending matter.
This is my Final Fantasy. This is my Final Fantasy.
"Hey Clone, you feeling lucky?" "Hey Clone, you feeling lucky?"
I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America. I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America.
Specifically the line starting with 361. A lot of good DNA there. Specifically the line starting with 361. A lot of good DNA there.
"Enough to have my little brother type for me." "Enough to have my little brother type for me."
What, do you have a better idea to trim the hedges? What, do you have a better idea to trim the hedges?
It's gaining on us go faster go faster! It's gaining on us go faster go faster!
Yup, everything appears to be in order here. Yup, everything appears to be in order here.
A bacon-y bikini. A bacon-y bikini.
Of course this happened, we're just lucky someone was there to take a picture. Of course this happened, we're just lucky someone was there to take a picture.
If this picture made a sound, what would it be? If this picture made a sound, what would it be?
Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty. Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty.
You only need to see it once to see it everywhere. You only need to see it once to see it everywhere.
"Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?" "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"
I wouldn't mind a Bamm-Bamm with them. Even if Halloween was more than 2 weeks ago. I wouldn't mind a Bamm-Bamm with them. Even if Halloween was more than 2 weeks ago.