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Ninja Fertile Ninja Fertile
If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing. If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.
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Some people are Gandalf. Get over it! Some people are Gandalf. Get over it!
A shot from Beyonce's upcoming video "All the Ginger Ladies." A shot from Beyonce's upcoming video "All the Ginger Ladies."
Warms the heart and and soul. Warms the heart and and soul.
"Don't cross the streams." -- Genesis 1:1-2:10 "Don't cross the streams." -- Genesis 1:1-2:10
It's been a slow news century. It's been a slow news century.
Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls. Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.
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"But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?" "But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?"
Tiger Wood do that in public. Guy just doesn't give a fudge anymore. Tiger Wood do that in public. Guy just doesn't give a fudge anymore.
"I had this really bad tattoo and I refused to get a big black block or some larger, dumber tribal crap over it." "I had this really bad tattoo and I refused to get a big black block or some larger, dumber tribal crap over it."
Legocaster - it's a fully functional guitar made up of over 700 bricks. Legocaster - it's a fully functional guitar made up of over 700 bricks.
And so concludes the BEST DAY EVUR! And so concludes the BEST DAY EVUR!
The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day). The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day).
He was soo asking for it. He was soo asking for it.
Olly olly oxen free! Olly olly oxen free!
That's what I thought, soldier. Now get down and give me a cute little eskimo kiss. That's what I thought, soldier. Now get down and give me a cute little eskimo kiss.
Josh's Immune System does not level up. Continues puking Pokeballs. Josh's Immune System does not level up. Continues puking Pokeballs.
Deflect Godzilla Blast. Return with Spiral Kick! Deflect Godzilla Blast. Return with Spiral Kick!
Oh, to be a filthy subway pole right now. I'd give anything. I'd give everything. Oh, to be a filthy subway pole right now. I'd give anything. I'd give everything.
No watermelons were hurt in the making of this message. No watermelons were hurt in the making of this message.
They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word. They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word.
But he WAVED! But he WAVED!
I'm hungry for something (her side salad!) I'm hungry for something (her side salad!)