Butts - they look great on girls and you can't poop without them.

"We ran out of cash on the last day of the trip, but there was a sand sculpting contest with a $500 grand prize. We were determined to win. It took 8 guys nearly 3 hours to build our scuplture titled "What happens in Daytona stays in Daytona". The juges were a bunch of geeks and didn't even give us honorable mention. The fu@ker$ that won built a dumb ass lizard that was sooo weak. We scrapped together the enough money to buy cheap bottles of vodka and took them to the bars that night. We ended up getting kicked out of every bar we went to and ended up pissing on the Lizard that night as our form of protest."

By a show of hands, how many of you have terrific asses?

You're not going to find a normal bathing suit in there, buddy.

"He probably has a better personality."

"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."

Sorry Mr. Lisa, this is really funny.

This old picture brought to you by our new picture contest, Comic Sands.

"We were given two days off to study for finals."

World's best dad?

awesome camel toe

my friend phil woke up one day and decided it would be fun to get a camel tattooed on his big toe. Next step...elephant ears in the pelvic region

wheeeee

Chuck Norris - Injury Attorney

Chuck Norris is the ultimate paradox. On one hand he mercilessly beats the hell out of people. Yet, ironically, he then decides to represent his victims. This only goes to show that the only defense against Chuck Norris is himself!

That guy

Friend has a missing tooth.

Hey baby, Can I buy you a drink?

Everybody needs a little lovin