Saturday, Nov 4
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Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking.

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Not only did he wax his chest, he really nailed the facial expression.

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"What time does the party start?"
"When we are dry and ready."

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Anyone remember Snow Brothers? Anyone?

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This was cool until she pooped.

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Well, now, don't you tell me to smile.
From
Anonymous

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If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

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"So my hall mates and I decided to be the bros from Derrick Comedy's Bro Rape skit for Halloween. So here we are with three popped collars,upside-down visors, pre-frayed hats, and a bag full of black dildos (not pictured)."

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Made entirely from supplies found in their parents' basement.
From
Reed Kenyon

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The other beer pong.

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Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe...

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On your mark, get set, GO!

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Willy Wonka really does have a living hookah in his factory - they just couldn't show it in the movie.

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"Forget candy, give out spinach this Halloween."

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Get ready to feel the power... of ATTORNEY!

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Where's Terry Schiavo? Oh yeah...

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I'm six and infinity plus one.

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You and me both Pirate Girl. You and me both.

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Why are Simpsons costumes so inevitably creepy?

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Calvin and Hobbes, while nobody else is around.

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