It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes.

This book came out in 1956. Now-a-days it's $20 to see the monkey, but still a bargain.

SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it.

Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible.

Chapter 1 - The Secret Merit Badge

Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE.

Back then, a fag was someone who played soccer with a basketball.

Worst title for a romance novel ever.

Honey, I painted this fresco to let you know I don't love you anymore.

Thanks to those who brave going to the library to send us funny book titles.

Songs of Toilet Paper and Plungers

English class project based on book "Songs of Innocence and Experience" by William Blake

Hairy ass gets a dart in it

HerpesBling.com

Make those sores sparkle with Herpes Bling! For my story and to purchase Herpes Bling, please visit HerpesBling.com today!

Unlike humans, horses cannot vomit.

Drunk Kids Box

let's get drunk on a tuesday night and box with t-shirts as gloves

AH 1-AH 5-AH 1

this kid is a tank he pours 7 shots of Bacardi 151 into a beer bong and takes the whole thing without a chaser

snowboarding off roof

i got bored

john got knocked the fuck out

my friend told me to jump off the roof when there was ice on the ground and i listened

Basketballs and Boobies

Baskeball and Boobs...thats all you have to know

Chickendogg

My dog is completly scared of little gear toys that are wond up