"I wish he'd given me whatever he was smoking instead..."

"I am a paraplegic and my current wheelchair is a bit busted. To help out with this, my parents gave me red and green plaid duct tape for Christmas. Contrary to popular belief, duct tape does not fix everything."

"I think the giver of this gift might have got a little help from CHTV on what to give this year at his college gift exchange."

Dear Grandma, next year just cut me a check for $14. Or cash is fine too.

Mom: I know you said you've had trouble meeting friends at college, so for Christmas I got you... well go ahead. Open it.

"I was born in the UK, but am an American citizen with an American passport, which i use more than my outdated UK one. But my mom thought for Christmas i needed a nice passport holder." This is the problem with allowing foreigners in the country.

"For the past 3 Christmas's my mum has given me the same book each time forgetting that the previous year I gave it back to her because she had already bought it for me."

"My aunt emptied out her house and pantry of the junk she doesn't want, and gave it to us for Christmas."

"Surprisingly, there were still a few of these left at Wal-Mart."

Grandmas always know how to get the perfect sh*tty present.

Another embarrassingly sh*tty present for our sh*ttiest present contest.

"I came home to my apartment and found a nice gift bag hanging from my doorknob from my landlord. I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I opened it." He's like the real life "Phantom of the Office."

"Mom, thanks for the DVD Game but you know I like pornographic posters!"

Another entry for our present contest."A coworker gave me the creepy bride and groom christmas ornament and I am NOT MARRIED."

Heh, 69.

You can change roommates after a full semester, right?

The first of hopefully many terrible gift submissions.

Thanks Aunt Karen! It's what I've always wanted!

Christmas present from a buddy. I use it to gaurd my door.

Virtual BOy

Found one at a pawn shop and gave it to my little brother. We are pretty sure it's designed to make you're head hurt and blind you.