Spring Break 2k9

I don't know what's going on here. All I know is I want to be there to watch it happen.

Spring break just ain't spring break without Richard Simmons.

The real question is "can you do that on a waterbed?"

By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more.

Outpartying your school since 1945.

"Shh! Stay very, very still and they won't know we're here."

Wal-Mart really does sell everything.

Sororities need to step up their selection process.

A sneak peek from a creep.

See, fat people are stupid.

When you've been partying for 37 years you pick up a thing or two.

Would You Rather: Have two hot girls making out with each other on your lap OR just make out with one of them?

I know what you did last spring break.

Crack a smile?

There should be a law against getting drunk tattoos.

The Turners send really weird Christmas cards.