Cute College Girls

A bit about aja...

What're you wearing right now, baby?

Well, I’m lounging at home and I like to keep things funky so I’m wearing tiny aqua blue gym shorts, a mustard yellow hoodie, and knee high Christmas socks. Tis’ the season! Wait.

Where was your first date with a boy?

This guy took me to the movies where I not only had to pay for my own ticket, but his too. He claimed to have left his money in his “other” wallet. Then he wanted food, but I wasn't hungry so I had to sit there and watch him eat. When he asked if I wanted to do it again sometime I laughed and said no thank you.

When was the last time you spit?

Last month when my coworkers wanted to see if I would eat a concoction of their “table leftovers” for money. It was a horrible mixture of chicken tortilla soup, lemon, broccoli, french fries, Tabasco sauce and beer. I tried a spoonful and immediately spit it out. They still gave me $4!

Hidden talent:

I am the master of Tetris. I almost wish they had a contest because I would kick ass.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yeah. It gives me a better reason to go to class. For the record, Harrison Ford as the professor in Indiana Jones wins. I hate history, but if he were my teacher I’d sign up for every class he taught.

What is your favorite jerky and why?

Turkey jerky. I’m lying. I’ve never had turkey jerky. It’s just fun to say because it rhymes. I really don’t eat jerky. I go for the sweets. YogurtLand anyone?

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

I think I’m going to go with snuggling only because sometimes I want space and don’t want to spoon. I once had to push a guy away 5 times before I smacked him in the face and pushed him off the bed. I mean what part of “Please get the f**k off” is so hard to understand? But then again, they say spooning leads to forking... and that's nice too.

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

I try to get involved in what interests him. Whether it means paying attention to baseball, learning how to hack a computer, waking up at the crack of dawn to go surfing, or even playing Dungeons & Dragons. I’ve done all of the above and I’m not gonna lie, it was fun. Then again, that might have been because I just really liked the guy.

Shower or bath?

Unless it’s a mud bath I’m gonna choose the shower. A regular bath is just dirty water that you’re sitting in. You either have to be dirty and trying to get clean or clean and trying to get dirty. I mean imagine taking a mud bath and then a regular bath. You’d be like that kid on Charlie Brown who had the dirt cloud around him all the time. Ew.

Movie everyone loves except you:

I’m probably going to lose points here, but I’ll admit I did not enjoy The Big Lebowski. There’s a possibility I was high while watching it though. I might be willing to give it another try though. Maaaybe.