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Alexandra Schweisberger

Year Sophomore
School UCLA
Hometown LA
Major Nursing

How do you flush the toilet in public?

Definitely with my foot. I'm a freak about germs, especially in public bathrooms.



Are you a germaphobe?

Pretty much! Hand sanitizer is my life saver.



But would you like actually freak out and breakdown about something? Like do you clean the entire house with a toothbrush?

Hahaha, no way! My house is clean! My room may be messy, but it’s clean. It's just you don’t know what’s out in the public, especially in LA. I think about how many people pick their nose or itch their butt and then touch an escalator handle thing... sick.



I try not to think about that stuff.

That’s good because once you start you kind of realize a bunch of nasty things.



If you think about it money is pretty disgusting. So many people touch it. It's practically a disease carrier.

I know! And some people put it in their mouths!! It's like 75% human poop!



Did you just make that up?

Kind of, but there’s some crazy statistic like that, I’m just not sure of the actual number, so 75 sounded about right.



So all money has poop on it?

Probably. Better be safe than sorry and just use a debit card instead!



That's true. If you could have any superpower what would it be?

To squirt spaghetti out of my finger tips.



You can't save humanity with that.

Well if someone was being rude, I would squirt spaghetti on them, and tell them they deserve to have spaghetti all over them. Okay, obviously you’ve never heard DANE COOK, but it’s not like you can save humanity by flying, or reading people's minds, or anything like that either. But if I could have a real super power I guess it would be to cure sick people that didn’t deserve to be sick. But I wouldn’t want everyone to know about it. I don’t know, this is a tough question!



Number one, Dane Cook is a hack. Secondly, you’re saying some people deserve to be sick?

Yeah, like people who smoke – it’s kind of like, no shit you’re going to get lung cancer. Or people that have bad livers - no shit, stop drinking 50 glasses of wine a day. You know what I mean? Maybe deserve wasn’t the right word, but bring it upon themselves.



Do you watch Heroes?

Nope, I'm a Grey's Anatomy girl all the way.



Never seen it. Isn't it like a chick show?

Yeah, but my dad and brother have gotten sucked into it too.



Maybe I'll give it a chance, but you have to watch Heroes okay?

Deal!



Pinky swear.

I pinky swear.



Cross your heart hope do die stick a needle in your eye?

One of the doctors on Grey's stuck a needle in a guy's eye last week and he survived, soo, I’m gonna have to say yes I will cross my heart and hope do die stick a needle in my eye.



This is pretty intense, now you have to watch it. I don't joke about heart crossing.

Well don’t forget about your end of the deal here, buddy. Thursday night at 9:00 you have a date with the T.V. set.



I feel like you work for ABC and I work for NBC, we’re just plugging away.

Hahaha, I know. It's chill though. This is some serious stuff.



“Be sure to catch Heroes every Monday 9/8c”

"Don’t forget to watch an all new Grey's Anatomy this Thursday!!" We should pursue careers in advertising!



Let's start a company, what could we call ourselves?

Hmm, how about "natural plugs"? Except that sounds kind of like a hair loss company or something hahahah.