Cute College Girls

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Alyssa Dillon

Year Senior
School University of Central Florida
Hometown Palm Harbor, FL
Major Elementary Education

So you're a kindergarten teacher?

Yep, I just got home from attempting to teach 17 five year olds how to read.



Do single dads ever hit on you?

Haha not yet. There is a cute PE coach but he is taken by another kindergarten teacher lol.



A lot of hook-ups at this elementary school?

Haha no, it’s a regular elementary school. I got randomly put in kindergarten. Next semester I will have another grade. I’m supposed to shadow a teacher, but I seriously do everything.



What's the most exciting text message you've gotten within the last week?

I guess from my friend letting me know that UCF won Saturday since I kinda didn’t make it to the actual game.



Have you ever eaten a raw hotdog?

Eww, I don’t eat red meat.



What other kind of meat is there?

Fish? Is chicken red meat?



The world will never know. What's the craziest party you've ever gone to?

My very first college party that my older sister brought me to. Pimps and hoes. I was like 16 and had never really partied before.



If you started your own blog, what would you call it?

Lissie in the Sky with Diamonds because Lissie is my family nickname, I love the Beatles, and diamonds are a girl’s best friend.



I just checked, that's taken. What're your thoughts on the battle between Kanye and 50?

Yeah, Kanye won right? I guess I'm a fan of both. Well maybe more on 50's side since he did a song with my future lover Justin.



Did you have an invention convention in elementary school?

Yes! I created the "puppy play place." You hit a button and all these chain reactions happen and a ball pops out, but it didn’t really make sense because then the dog owner had to set it all up again. Oh well, I got an A.



Mine was like a Poland Spring Water dispenser, but instead of water we had milk. I got an E, for Excellent.

That's funny you write that because I was just writing that on tests today.



Do you put scratch and sniff stickers on good papers?

Mhmm, I also bribe kids with them, lol. Oh and good smelling markers are the best.



You let kindergarteners get high? I guess that makes nap time easier, right?

Whatever keeps them behaved. Whoa just kidding, haha.



Can you already tell which kids will be failures in life and which will be successful?

Actually I was just telling another teacher today that this one little girl was going to prom queen. And hopefully none of my students will be living in a van down by the river.



But if you had to pick one. Who would it be? Tommy? Casey?

As long as I am teaching them that will never happen. There are some future teachers I know that I would never want teaching my kids though.



And on that note, most embarrassing college moment?

I knew you were going to ask this. I guess when I was standing in a crowd of great looking guys and I went to pinch my girlfriends butt in front of me to get her attention but it was NOT her and this girl gave me the ugliest look and she probably thought I was a lesbian.



So you are a lesbian, I kind of thought you were.

No definitely not.



Bi?