Cute College Girls

A bit about Amelia...

What's the most epic way to die?

I can't think of an epic way to die but I think it would be pretty epic to pull an Austin Powers and get frozen in time for a couple decades, and then take a shower on a moving sidewalk once I defrost.

Tell us an original joke.

I dont know any original jokes but ask me a pick up line and I'm on fire. "Would you like a raisin? How about a date?" hahaha. And If i was a guy this would be my favorite line "What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?...The zipper to my pants!"

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

Currently I don't hate anybody, but if you wake me up in the morning oh believe me I will hate you. I need my sleep.

What song did you lose your virginity to? Did he even last through the entire song?

I don't recall any music being played but if i could go back in time I would totally request some middle school slow dance song like KC and JoJo or Boyz II Men.

Have you ever made a guy cry, why?

Hopefully not. And if I have I don't want to know about it. The idea of a guy crying secretly over a girl is very pathetic. Sorry emotional boys out there, I need a man. I don't even know how to comfort girls when they are crying, so you think I would be able to deal with a crying guy?

What is your favorite superhero movie?

The Incredibles obviously. Why have one superhero when you can have a whole family of 'em?!

What's something you do if you really like a guy?

Cook him dinner... He's gotta be really deserving though. I am like the WolfGang Puck of Rhode Island.

What’s your beauty secret?

Showering and brushing my teeth. Hopefully that's not a secret though...

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

Ok this has been an idea for me since I was little. Not a huge network, but animal planet! I think think they should make a program for dogs to watch when their owners leave them home alone. It could be clips of other dogs or animals, or doggy treats? That makes me sound like I'm such a dork but I always feel bad when I leave my dog home alone- he gets so lonely!

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

Hmmm the wrost I've heard were probably that a girl lost her virginity to a pair of scissors or that a boy lost his virginity to a goat on his farm. Yes my high school's tabloids were quite creative.