Cute College Girls

A bit about Ashlae...

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

Making your parents aware of the fact that you're on birth-control is a passive way of tell them you're doing the deed. I'm in a serious/committed relationship, they know I'm having sex.. they weren't born last night.

Describe your perfect date.

A long bike-ride with Teej (my significant other) and an evening picnic.

Worst injury:

I had a tumor removed from my ovary a few years back that left me with a rad scar and one-less ovary.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

I'd have to say any rumor about anyone in high school being pregnant; which is only heightened when the rumor turns out to be valid. No one wants to be Juno, except for maybe those girls from that high school in Massachusetts.

Funniest sex term:

To me, weiner. To others, probably scrotum, or something of that nature.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

Barack Obama, Johnny McCain... in a one-room apartment until November. That would make for some interesting television. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you throw Biden and Palin in with 'em.

Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?

No, not in to that commercialized sort of thing. Bugs and dirt fascinated me more as a child.

What's the worst movie you ever paid to see in theaters?

Superbad. The title speaks for itself.

Least favorite band:

Does Miley Cirus count?

Most masculine attribute:

I have five brothers, so I love to burp and can out-potty-mouth anybody. Seriously.