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What's up?

Not too much, enjoying a class-free Friday.

Lucky you, how late did you sleep today?

I believe I actually got out of bed an hour ago. So that would be a little after 1, haha.

I'm insanely jealous right now. I'm so angry that it's making me tired and I think I need a nap.

Awww I'm sorry, but you can't nap now you're talking to me! That would be rude.

Have you ever taken a group nap?

Is it weird if I say yes? Haha, I think I have.

I have as well, they're absoultely amazing. It's so much better to nap in numbers.

I agree, you don't feel like as much of a bum if you make it into a social activity.

Maybe that's what it is! It's a guilt free nap.

Exactly.

What's your sign?

Virgo. Yours?

Leo. What's the mascot for Virgo?

Ohh my goodness I have no idea, I don't really follow astrology... I want to say lion, but I could be way off- in fact I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

You are wrong! I'm a lion, dude. But this is what google is for.

Ok wait im searching for it now. Is it just some lady? Or the werid "M" I keep seeing?

Yeah that was a tough search for me too, apparently your animal is "small domestic pets." Kind of lame.

Gee thanks. Ha, well that's why I don't follow it, because I am definitely not lame.

Haha I don't follow it either, I'm not entirely sure why I asked you about it... I think I just wanted to compare myself to a lion.

Sure sure, and compare me to... a small pet? Real nice.

Yeah man, I think you're adorable. Like a puppy or a kittnen. Or even a tiny little hamster.

Thanks! I love all of them.

And I'm like a manly lion, right?

Of course.

Aaaand the goal of this interview has been reached. I'm like a lion.