Cute College Girls

A bit about Bethany...

Favorite look on a guy:

White t-shirt and khaki shorts, like Doug Funnie but without the sweater vest.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

I honestly don't have a specific fantasy. I just want to be marrying my soulmate and have all of my family and friends there. I would also like Josh Groban to sing to me.

Can a girl look hot in glasses?

Um yeah! You should have seen me in sixth grade. I was also rocking a sweet set of braces. I still wear glasses now sometimes. Who doesn't love the librarian look?

Have you ever shot a gun?

Glue, yes. Laser, yes. BB, no. Paint ball, yes. One with real bullets, no.

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?

According to my mom yes. I thought he was cute and he was the second nicest guy I've ever dated. It's nice to find someone who's not as ass.

Definitely or definately?

Definitely definitely.

Write an excerpt from your middle school diary.

This is what was on my mind on July 10th, 1997: "Well my cast is off but I've got something more important to say. I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!!! I really want a boyfriend. My great wish is to have a boyfriend by next week (next Thurs). I just wish somehow this could come true. So please, please, please, and please forever give me a boyfriend. Anyone who is nice and likes me." And that's still what I look for.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

I can play Stand By Me on the piano while lying upside down. Just give me a piano and I'll show you.

What is the closest you've ever been to death?

When I was 10 my mom left me home alone. I was sleeping when the doorbell rang. I opened the front door and a man was standing there. He said he was the exterminator and asked if my mom was home. Now I had seen enough videos in school to know that when a man comes to the door saying he is the exterminator, he really just wants to kill you. I told him she was out back and I would go get her. I then proceeded to go to the backyard, climb the fence, and start walking to my friend's house. I should mention that since I had just woken up I wasn't wearing any pants, just a night shirt. When I got to the house my friend's mom opened the door. I started to sob and told her the whole story. When we were finally able to get a hold of my mom she began laughing. Apparently he really was the exterminator and she forgot to tell me he was coming. Thankfully, that's the closest (but not really close at all) I've ever come to death.

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

I was on a softball team for work, but they didn't let me play because I was so bad. I sat on the bench the whole game.