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Brett Michalczyk

Year Senior
School University of Connecticut
Hometown Madison, CT
Major Communications

What is your social security number?

What do you need that for!



I just wanted to see if you would give it to me.

Hahaha I thought about it and then I was like, hmmmm wait thats a no no.



You're a smart one, I like that. What's your favorite fat person food?

Hmmmm ICE CREAM, duhhhh its so yummy. Ben and Jerry's, Phish Phood



I can't think about ice cream in the Winter it makes me sad.

Why's that, you can eat it in the winter!



Wanna play a game?

Umm I love games. Cause I'll win.



I like a challenge.

Well I am a good competitor.



Ok this is a game where we try to come up with the most disgusting sandwich we can think of, but the catch is that you'd have to still be willing to eat it. Want me to go first?

Please.



Ok, it's a chicken fingers, with mozzarella sticks, bacon, chipotle mayonnaise, french fries and cucumbers on a hero.

Okkieee dokie... it's salami with hot sauce, celery, mayo, grape leaves and sour cream and onion chips on a grilled panini.



Want to open up a sandwich place with me?

If it was making millions- which it prob would since we'd be running it.



Haha you've got that competitive spirit.

I wasn't lying.



Would you ever fight a guy?

Nooo! I hope that I would never have to fight off a guy or get myself into that type of situation. But I think if I had to defend myself I could put up a good fight. I'm fiesty.



I'm surprised guys don't get kicked in the balls more often. Girls have a huge advantage over us that they don't utilize.

Ohh thats the first place I would go. Woopssss I just gave it away, but I'm pretty quick.



Yeah I don't think anyone would be expecting it. Just don't ever try it on me, I'll be ready.

Haha oh I would NEVER try it on youuu... you're too sweet.



Yes! When you look at yourself in the mirror do you ever think, "Wow, I'm pretty."

Nawww I'm not like that. I think okay, ya this is me, Burt.



Burt?

That's my nickname.



Why?

Michael Defusco gave it to me because he thought thats what I said when I introduced myself so it's stuck ever since.



Burt. That'd be a weird name for a straight dude to call out during sex.

Oh no way that doesnt happen. In that situation it's my real name baby haha.



Haha, Brett is a little better... I guess.

Whatttt I like my name. I actually like having a guys name for some odd reason.



You're attractive enough that a guy should feel pretty fine with himself even if your name was Frank.

Haha that would be weird... but thanks for the compliment.