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Brittany Palensky

Year Sophomore
School Woodbury University
Hometown Burbank, CA
Major Architecture

What are you up to this weekend?

Hmmm, flying home! I'm ecstatic. I'm in Missouri right now.



That's unfortunate, where are you flying to?

California. LA to be exact. And yes. Very unfortunate. Especially if you're here. I go to school in Burbank, so I'll be there the rest of the summer.



Is Jay Leno your professor by any chance?

Haha, no, but I can see his house from my dorm!



Is it a castle or what?

It's this insane mass of windows and lights. Come to think of it, he always has lights blazing. How wasteful, someone should reprimand him.



He obviously doesn't care about the earth. What would you say is the most emotional sitcom moment of the 1990s?

Hmmm, every single time Zach and Kelly broke up on Saved by the Bell. Broke my heart!



Okay, I can accept that answer. I would've also taken the time when The Fresh Prince was in the hospital and Carlton bought a gun to go out and avenge Will. That actually may be the best moment in TV history. Next question: what is the meaning of life?

To buy as many things as possible... kidding. Umm, I'd say to try and learn as much as you can. And then buy a slinky.



Who would win a fight: a leprechaun or unicorn? And please explain your answer.

Hmmm, tough one. I'd have to say the unicorn cause he'd just impale the leprechaun. Then again I'm biased, I hate leprechauns. Evil little creatures.



Why do you hate leprechauns?

I don't know, they just seem so devious, and I don't like competition.



Favorite color?

Plaid. Used to be orange, but I'm boycotting it at the moment.



Plaid isn't a color, sorry. Try again.

Eh, pattern, color, same difference. Think outside the box my friend!



Fine, fine. Why are you boycotting orange?

Because I lost my orange phone and it really inconvenienced me. It should know better by now than to get lost.



Did you make one of those groups on Facebook for getting your numbers back?

Nah, all my friends did at one point, so I should have, but I just posted a note about it and waited patiently.



That's not as bad as one of those groups.

I hate those groups! LIke, "I threw my phone against a wall and need your number!" Then don't throw your phone, right?



Exactly.

I always give them the wrong number, haha. People who read this are going to think I'm mean, hmmm...



No they won't. I'll give you one last question to make up for it. Which is cuter: a puppy eating a marshmallow or a newborn kitten witnessing its entire family drowning in a sewer?

Definitely the kitten. Like the movie Oliver & Co. Ever see it?



Okay, you were supposed to answer the puppy one. Now you really are just evil.

I mean, now the kitten never has to worry about being yelled at by its parents.



True.

Right?



Early adulthood is difficult.

Haha, sometimes, but it's easier for kittens. They're cute; people baby them. Kinda like pretty people, they get everything!



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