Cute College Girls

A bit about Brooke...

Worst job you've ever had:

This churrasco style restaurant. I smelled like BBQ after every shift, I had the same perverted co-worker pestering me the whole time for a date, and my manager was under constant stress, which resulted in him yelling at everyone all the time. You could say it wasn't a very fun minimum wage job.

Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?

As long as I could bring thing! "Wilderness Survival for Dummies". Ya, I Googled that to make sure the book existed.

What're you wearing right now, baby?

Well, baby, I have socks on my toes, underwear on my booty, and a tee shirt to cover my upper torso!

Movie everyone loves except you:

"High School Musical". I just couldn't get my head in the game! Plus I find Zac Efron kind of gay.

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

Well in junior high I hit a home run. The other team didn't like that very much.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

No, I usually double up on the toilet seat covers if the BR is real nasty!

Funniest sex term:

Donkey Punch. Haha it sounds like a move Donkey Kong should have on Super Smash Bros. not a horrible sex move.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

I don't know? Is it because she is A) Conceited, B) Self centered C) Immature or D) All of the above Answer: D!

What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

"Wat Da Hook Gon Be" -Murphy Lee Actually I'm quite proud, but I think people around me are embarrassed when they see a white girl is singing it!

You know that noise Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor makes on Home Improvement? Try and type it.

I suppose it is something like this.. Aurrg?