Cute College Girls

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Callie O'Brien

Year Senior
School Mizzou
Hometown St. Louis
Major Communications

Can you think of one other condom brand besides Trojan?

Lifestyles, Durex, ummmm Contempo, Crown, Fantasy, Inspiral, Kaameleon, Aimono, Paradise, Pleasue Plus, Rough Rider.



No way, you looked this up. Most of them are in alphabetical order, you're lying.

I never tell a lie. And last but not least Vibrating Johnny. Give me another one, I'm ready.



Are you a nymphomaniac?

I teach Sex Ed to third graders.



No you don't, do you?

I said I never tell a lie.



What the deal with vaginas? Like, what's going on down there?

Thats a complicated question.



I'll ask my sister or niece I guess.

Do you need a good porn site?



No, I can get by for now. What's your most embarrassing college experience?

Gosh that's a hard one. My friend Nicole has this thing where she hits her hand on a sign as she walks by it and acts like she just ran into it and falls over. Well she does this all the time and my friends have all seen it but me.



Yeah I've seen people do that before.

She did it when we were all walking downtown to go to the bars one night and I thought she really did. I was laughing so hard and making fun of her that I peed in my pants and I still went to the bars. I was on a mission and nothing was going to stop me from drinking that night. We still laugh about it. Tying sweaters around your waist is genius.



Wow, you're a champ. You definitely did the right thing. No sense in wasting the night.

That's what I said. They were like do you want to go back and change and I was like hell no we are so close. That would be wasting time!



So what do you like in a guy?

They have to be funnier than me. I tend to laugh at myself a lot so if they are funnier than me I know it is going to be a good time. They also have to know how to spell. I suck at spelling and I need a good spell check once and a while. Like I just asked how to spell glorious a minute ago.



Yeah, it's definitely key to be able to ask your date for the correct spelling in a sticky situation.

Exactly (Did I spell that right?)



No. Favorite sport?

I like the UFC.



Really, why do you like UFC?

It's pretty intense. I like a man who can throw his weight around and kick the crap out of someone if need be. I think it takes a lot of guts to do what they do. I mean what other sport do you know that you go into saying "Yeah, I am going to get rocked in the face tonight" and like it?



They're just trying to impress the ladies.

Well I guess it works.



I used to be a UFC fighter actually. Back in the day...before my accident.

Oh yeah?



But now I'm more into spelling bees. I try to experience as much as I can.

Interesting. Name 5 UFC fighters then, I challenge you now.



John, Mike, Matt, Dave, Steve. Who's your favorite?

Nice try. My fave is Chuck. I hate Rampage he sucks and I'm pissed that Randy quit.



Why did he quit?

Said it was getting too much about money and not about fighting.



He should have fought someone about it.

Don't get me started I could go on...and on and on.



If you were trapped on a deserted island, and you could only have sex in one position for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If I told you I would have to kill you.



What if I was the other person on the island? You'd have to say.

Well if the island was deserted then I would be the only one and my position would say a mystery.



Stay*

Yes I meant stay. You got me.



So we're on the same page. I can be your spell-checking boyfriend.