Cute College Girls

A bit about Carly...

What is the sickest you have ever been?

3 years ago I tried to do a good deed for my next door neighbor and weed her yard for her. However, I'm apparently highly allergic to poison ivy and was covered in it head to toe. My doctor gave me a steroid prescription that caused me to be angry, hungry, and gain 15 pounds. Thank god that's all over, at least it's a good excuse to never have to do yard work again.

What's the most epic way to die?

The most epic way to die would be doing something completely outrageous and totally worth dying for. Take Steve Irwin, what a cool friggen way to die.

What would you say your secret talent is? Everyone has one. Just think.

I can leg press 250 pounds. I kind of think that's manly and weird but, I have to work out and stay in shape to play college lacrosse and working out is the best thing to do when you're sad or stressed out. Plus, who doesn't like a strong girl?

What’s the most awkward sexual experience you’ve ever had?

Hmmm... well the most awkward sexual experiences occur when in an awkard situation like when you're not really into the person and you just feel like you have to hook up with them because you'll feel bad or don't want to hurt their feelings and then make it even MORE awkward, but the most awkward situation is waking up the next morning like, "Uhhh hellloo... sunny side up or scrambled?" Haha.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?

I'm not sure how much info we can really expose on this, I've done some pretty dangerous stuff but my favorite one that is rated PG would have to be when my roommies and I decided to steal a road sign that said "Water On Road." Some GENIUS decided to change "On" to "Bong" making it "Water Bong Road" we went out there with flashlights and a toolbox and of course I was the first one to jump out of the car, knock it over and put it in the car. There was a cop posted up about 100 yards away too but we were DETERMINED to get that sign. Today it hangs in our apartment and always puts a smile on my face when I look at it! Would you ever imagine that it was 4 hot girls who stole it?

Length or girth?

Now that I've been sitting here thinking about these images for 5 minutes, I would say these two go together like peanut butter and jelly and it would be ideal to have both.

If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?

"We can't believe she even made it this long" or "The sun never sets on a bad ass."

Least favorite band:

Even though I've never heard one of their songs, it would probably be the Jonas Brothers solely because they are the JONAS BROTHERS . If I was going to have a band with my brothers I would hope that we could come up with at least a better name than that.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?

I'm really attracted to the way you go about yourself, sense of humor, and personality and and that's kind of hard to determine through the internet therefore, no I have never hooked up with someone I met online.

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? And to follow up, do you scrunch or fold your TP?

I never really thought about this before? I mean i guess it makes sense to just do it sitting down and as far as how the toilet paper goes I just try to do it as fast as possible. You waste 37 years of your life going to the bathroom now that's shitty.