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The first question is going to be really f*cking hard. Are you ready?

Completely.

You have to kill either your first born or your last born child. Choose now. OR drink a GALLON of chocolate milk

Oh no! I'll take the chocolate milk. Especially if it's Nesquick.

It's not.

Well then what kind is it?

Yoohoo.

Ew! Yoohoo is so watery and gross. It'll be difficult, but I'll stick with the chocolate milk.

Good answer... Okay next question is super important.

Okay I'm ready.

If you had to date one person who was interviewing you right now, who would it be?

Haha, well I don't have much of a choice then now do I?

Maybe not?

Haha okay, Jake.

Did you just choose me?

As much as my boyfriend would not approve, I did lol.

Yes my next question is not necessarily a question as much as it's me saying your boyfriend is cheating on you and you need to dump him.

Aw, well then someone's going to be in trouble tonight!

How long have you and your boyfriend gone out?

A little over a year now. I used to work at Hollister and I met him there.

People like you make me sick.

Haha aw why?

Beautiful people in love. Gross.

Well you're a nice guy and I'm suprised you don't have a gorgeous girlfriend!

I think all the good girls are taken by guys who work at Hollister.

Haha no way! Guys like you always win! Just don't ask them to drink a gallon of Yoohoo.

But that's the kind of guy I am!

Well, there's always someone. I'm sure some girl out there loves drinking gallons of Yoohoo. lol.

Haha, I would treat her like such a princess.

I know you would.

But if I always win maybe I'll just wait for you to dump your boyfriend.

Haha well, if it ever happens I'll let you know. It might be a little bit of a wait though.

For you, anything.