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A bit about Catalina...

What's the most epic way to die?

Space exploration has always amazed me; aliens, Jupiter, other galaxies, the whole nine yards. But what if you were sent on a special excursion, assigned by NASA, you would be able to leave our lovely planet Earth and explore into the depths of the unknown? It's dangerous, but you willingly accept NASA's offer. Unfortunately, your life is ended by being directed into a black hole. Farfetched, but totally epic.

You're hot. That's a given. But can you do math? What's the quadratic formula?

Math is not my strong suite. ax squared + bx + c = 0? I always skipped math in highschool.

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Most likely to be doing a kegstand at 8 am. Like my mother always told me, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

I am still friends with all my girlfriends from high school. Yet, the other day one of my close girlfriends slipped up and said a "stupid bitch" comment. As she was trying to give me advice on how to make more money during this recession, she SERIOUSLY suggested stripping. And I quote her, "You're hot Catalina, you could make a grand a night! You could make it rain! And, you don't even need to get completely nude." The last sentence is how I knew she wasn't kidding, what a stupid bitch.

Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.

WhY dO gIrLs TyPe LiKe THiS? That's what really bugs the hell out of me. It feels like my brain is on a rollercoaster.

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

Anything to do with feces is a disaster waiting to happen.

How do you get to the highway from here?

Bust a left, make a quick right, and then back it up then stop. Drop it like it's hot, hope you gotta toll tag or a dolla seventy-five.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

I ain't no bitch, I don't hover. I'm a brave individual. Plus, I learned in my health classes that the whole "you can contract STDs from a toilet" totally false, a public restroom is actually cleaner than a door nob. Real talk. Plus I'm a veteran "pop-a-squatter" anyhow.

Funniest sex term:

"Tossing the salad." Every time I go to lovely Olive Garden I can't help but laughing.

What’s one thing all guys do that they shouldn’t?

"Forget" to call. Well next time I'll just "forget" the sexual flavor.