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Christine Shortess

Year Freshman
School Truman State
Hometown Kansas City
Major Undeclared

What is the SEXIEST thing a guy could do?

Hmm, a romantic guy is pretty sexy... A really good date idea like a sunset dinner or laying out watching stars is pretty sexy because you know he had to take the time to think of it.



What about the LEAST SEXY thing a guy could do?

Hit on other girls when he's with you. Oooh or touch their belly button, thats really gross too.



Okay the first thing I get, but this belly button thing... When have you been with a dude who just can't keep their fingers off their belly button?

Ok, it's not really ever happened, haha, BUT I'm really freaked out by belly buttons. For some reason I've always had a fear of them coming apart... that'd be bad.



Haha what? What's scary about belly buttons? You mean like come apart and have all your insides spill out?

I guess yeah! I mean I'm pretty sure that's not happened to anyone, but it'd be just awful!



Haha it would be awful. Definitely not sexy at all. So people should leave their belly buttons alone. Because you never know.

Yep, it could happen someday.



I'm scared of sharks. That's my fear.

That's pretty scary too, good one to have.



Make your ideal sandwich. Right now. Go.

Turkey, Provolone, lettuce, tomatoes, salt and pepper, and just a little bit mayonaise. White bread probably.



On the side?

Sour cream and onion chips, and Coke probably.



Mmmm. God I'm hungry.

That does kinda sound delicious, huh.



What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone. Don't be shy.

Well, when I first met my now boyfriend I wasn't sure if he liked me all that much, so when he asked me on our first few dates I told him I'd go if I didn't change my mind or find somethign better to do.....also I had him take me home pretty early on our first date....I guess he thought I really didn't like him. Oops. It all worked out okay though.



That was the lamest possible answer you could have given me.

Oh no, I have a better one.



Haha ok let's hear it.

In middle school my friend had a sleepover for her birthday and this girl that wasn't really in our group of friends showed up randomly and my friends mom told her she could stay. So that night when the girl fell asleep we put her hand in hot water and she peed......I was just watching but I still feel bad because the next week at school everyone knew about it. That poor girl, how embarrassing.



God, you're a horrible person!

Times have changed, everyone is horrible when they're 12!



You're right. When I was 11, I killed a man.

Wow, how badass.