Clarice Coppolino

Favorite Drink?

“Restricted Root Beer”- I just had my first this past weekend and it was an instant favorite. It’s root beer with root beer schnapps…delish!

Tell me how lucky my boyfriend is. It won’t exactly help you get with me, but I’ll think you’re sweet!

I’m 4’11” tall (and completely proportional, I might add!) Anyway, for some reason guys think it’s okay to pat me on the head or use me as an armrest, but that’s really not cool. Also, every time somebody comes up to me and says “Hello Clarice” in a Hannibal Lecter voice, I think I die a little inside. But seriously though, it’s really very clever.

Yea, sorry.

No woods. I’ve seen way too many scary movies; I’d be more comfortable at the beach, even if I’ve got sand in my pants.

Hmm…well the other night my boyfriend was asleep in his bed. I wanted to give him a pillow so I tried to wake him up. I guess I startled him because he jumped up half-asleep and punched me right in the mouth! What a jerk!

Last semester I was undressing in my dorm room, okay? So I’m completely naked and before I put my shower robe on, I decided to adjust the roller blind on my room’s massive window. Of course, the blind slips out of my hand and flies all the way to the top of the windowpane, spinning around like in a cartoon. And there I stood in absolute shock, hypnotized by the unfortunate situation…totally exposed to the dozens of patrons of the dining hall that stands right across from my dorm room. I finally regained control of myself and jumped straight down into push-up position, out of sight. I like to tell myself nobody noticed, but I’m pretty sure they all saw the goods.

Hands down, Stefan Urquelle. What a dreamboat!