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Corrine Costello

Year  Sophomore    School  Towson University
Hometown  Denton    Major  Animal Behavior

Corrine's Interview


What's the most awesome thing about you?

Well, I can pick things up with my feet, like a monkey. My roommate and I have monkey feet. We used to play a game where we would go around the room and throw the laundry in the basket by our feet.



Like you could pick up a knife and fork with your feet and cut a 2 inch thick steak, then feed yourself?

Well, I wouldn't eat the steak because I am a vegetarian but I'm fairly able to say that could be a possibility.



Do girls name their boobs?

I don't personally have names for them, we only name them when we're joking around. The only name that comes to mind for mine are Fred and Ethel and I don't think those are very sexy names to give boobs.



Which one's Fred?

Left.



Because the left one's bigger?

Yeah, 'cause it's always eating and yelling and the other one's always running off on silly adventures with Lucy (my vag). You can only imagine what I call my anus. I'll give you one hint, it's Cuban.



What do you want to do after college?

My plan of action is to join the Peace Corp and help with Darfur in Africa, but that's only to be able to get used to the continent of Africa and being out of the country but still being under the protection of the U.S. After I serve my time, I want to work on an African animal sanctuary where they give you room and board, but no money. Work there for 5 years, gain experience, then move on to my final goal, Tiger Island Australia and be a tiger handler.



Word for word, that's my plan too. What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

Besides pornos? Zombie strippers.



If you had to tell a guy your best attribute to get him to like you, but you're behind a screen so he can only hear your voice, what would you say?

I promise I am not a man, that might be something I would try to say.



I think I'd be more weirded out by that than anything though. I'm already making the assumption that you're not a man, so it's just disturbing.

LOL, if a voice on the other side of a curtain told you it wasn't a man... no I can see how that would definitely be creepy. I guess I'd tell him I had a really tight vajayjay. Like extremely. No hotdogs down hall ways.



Okay that's a bit forward but I guess I'll run with it. How tight?

If you stick both hands inside...you CANT clap.



Two hands! Really?

And a small dog.



Jesus.

Him too.