Cute College Girls

A bit about Delia...

Favorite look on a guy:

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Favorite Smell:

Easy - bacon. Next question.

Last movie you saw:

Road House. Patrick Swayze as a rogue bouncer in linen pants doing tai-chi and ripping people's throats out? I'm all over it. Also, with epic quotes like "Pain don't hurt" sprinkled throughout the movie, how can you not love it?

Would you ever ask a guy out?

Probably. I never have before but the closest I've ever gotten was when I was working the Snoop Dogg/311 show over the summer and a scalper told me that if I ever needed citizenship he'd marry me in a heart beat. I almost asked him out on the spot but then I realized he was probably crazy. And also a little racist.

Favorite position. For sitting:

Usually with my right leg tucked under my body and my left leg draped over my right thigh. It's kind of like a pretzel, except more retarded looking.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

I wish! I've always wished I could do something really bad ass so I'd need to run from the cops, like macing kids or clotheslining an old lady. Who knows, maybe one day. I'm aiming high.

Have you ever been grounded?

The only time I remember getting grounded was when I was like 8 and broke into my neighbor's house to play with their dog. The funny thing is that I didn't actually get caught in the act of breaking in - my neighbors told me that they'd give me their dog if I fessed up so I did. Tricky bastards. Oh and actually there was another time I was grounded when I got caught stealing Power Ranger cards from the Hong Kong Supermarket. So twice.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

It'd basically be The Crocodile Hunter except with me as the host but instead of wrestling anacondas and fighting off tasmanian devils, I'd be going around the world looking for llamas. So basically The Llama Hunter. Guaranteed no one would watch it but I'd be getting paid to chase llamas around all day so ratings really wouldn't matter all that much.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

I haven't ever been fired but one job that I do wish I had never quit is Taco Bell. I mean come on, unlimited cheesy fiesta potatoes and a chance to harass customers in the drive through? God why did I decide to go to college?

Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

"Mosquito" "Bites". I had really supportive friends growing up.