Cute College Girls

Cute College Girls
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Ellen Hoang

Year Freshman
School University of California, Irvine
Hometown SG
Major English

If I just gave you one million dollars right now what is the first thing you would do?

Take half to buy a house and ask one of the top business students from Paul Merage where to invest the other half.



Ok now I'm telling you that a family was murdered for that cash. It's blood money. What do you do?

Aww, that sucks. I can't take it. Maybe give it back to charity or something? That's cliche, but blood money needs to be cleaned up a little...



Wrong answer. The killers do NOT want that money going to charity. We're going to have to leave the conutry... I never should have implicated you in the first place.

HAHA. Darn. I like Hong Kong better anyway.



I've never been. What's it like?

Mmm well, it's tiny streets, insanely good food, and a lot of walking. The harbor in Hong Kong looks nice at night too. But they like...hang laundry to dry out of their apartment complexes, so it's also a lot of old-lady underpants when you're sightseeing.



Haha that's so hot. I'm into old lady underwear. Can you speak Chinese?

Haha I'm Vietnamese.



And now I feel racist.

HAHA. It's okay. Everyone assumes I'm Chinese anyway. Maybe it's the teeny eyes.



Haha, well can you speak Vietnamese?

Haha I can, uhhh, get by. I can't write a novel in Vietnamese or anything.



I'm just imagining someone talking dirty in Vietnamese. Not you specifically or anything.

Hahahaha. I don't even know the curse words. My parents speak pretty formal Vietnamese. I maybe know how to say "your mom."



That could turn me on.

HAHA. That's a little bit of an Oedipal complex, being turned on by "your mom."



Oh God now I feel dirty. Quick say something else.

Uhhh. Spoons.



Say it in Vietnamese.

I think it's "muong" but I could be wrong.



Even if you are, I'm feeling it right now. I need to sign off.