Cute College Girls

Cute College Girls
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Erika Hallrud

Year Senior
School UCLA
Hometown Mission Viejo
Major Entertainment Law

You're at a deli right now, order a sandwich.

Well, if it's Subway, I'm definitely going with the Sweet Onion Teriyaki Chicken. Toasted. Flaming Hot Cheetos for the chips.



It wasn't. Chester Cheetah is probably the coolest mascot ever, no?

Well, next to the UCLA Bruin that is.



I dunno, that one's pretty dumb...

Those sound like some fighting words to me. The Bruin may look like an adorable bear, but he'll bite your face off.



I dunno, I guess I'm just not afraid of it. College Mascots are never bad ass enough. How come there aren't any named after Dinosaurs?

Probably because of the whole Jurassic Park thing. And they found out that scientists didn't actually put any of those dinosaurs together properly so they're starting over.



Really? When did that happen?

I read it in a magazine... Maxim or Stuff I think. It said they think the T-Rex among others were not assembled properly.



They had to be pretty close though, I mean, the main parts look pretty right.

Don't you know you're never supposed to disagree with a woman, Jake. It's way too early in our relationship for you to do that.



Sorry, you're right. You're always right. Every time.

That's more like it.



Ok, if I'm a genie that's going to grant you 3 wishes. What's the first one?

A house on the beach.



Lame, second wish.

The ability to blow people up with my mind?



Better. Last wish.

One night with Bill Clinton. In bed of course, not just dinner.



Bill Clinton? Why him?

He's the man. Plus if I do my job right, he can hook me up with whatever I want.



Fair enough. GRANTED!