Cute College Girls

A bit about Fiona...

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

How can it not be girly if you're asking a girl? I would like to get married in Paris, or somewhere really foreign. I would be designing and making my own wedding dress, lavender flowers (because they're my favorite!) and an ice sculpture thingy that everyone have. Oh yeah, and don't forget about the groom. You can't have a wedding without a groom.

Length or girth?

Length. I'm not even going to start talking about how weird girth would be. Length is always a A+, I wouldn't understand why no one would prefer lengthy. I think all would agree, but I guess to a certain point. I guess that's where girth comes in, ah I don't know, if it's too girthy its just odd, and if its too lengthy its just wrong. Can't it be both?

Have you ever shot a gun?

I've shot many guns, when I'm playing Counterstrike or Call of Duty. I own in these first person shooter games, and I think I'm really good at shooting people when it comes to unrealistic video games. But in real life? No, I would suck at shooting a gun. There are many factors of why I shouldn't even own one. One, I can't aim in real life, I've attempted at that when I tried shooting arrows with a bow. Two, I weight 90 lbs and shooting a gun would make me fly across the room with recoil. Three, I don't think anyone wants to date a girl who has a gun and is obsessed with first person video games. Would you?

Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?

I think all guys I prefer are nerdy/smart, just not geeky. There was this guy, he was a year higher than me, and we talked a lot. I was a Sophomore and he was a Junior when we first met in Spanish class. We got along very well, and even on my birthday he bought me this really expensive necklace. For someone so nerdy, I thought it was sweet of him. I never really told him that I thought he was cute because I thought he wouldn't like me. He ended up graduating and going to a really good college in Boston. I think up to this day, I still regret not telling him. I wonder now what would it be like if I did? Hmm.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

Mostly because she's dumb. She does not get jokes, and she ruins them. She also ruins people's hearts. I think what make me hate her the most, is on my birthday. On the day of my birthday, I invited her out to dinner. I told her that if she is too busy from school work she didn't have to go, but she ended up coming. When we arrived, before we even settled and look at our menus, she started whining about how she didn't want to be here and ordered her food before we even decided. That pissed me way off. The next day was my makeup-birthday party (karaoke) and all my friends came. She sat there like a little bitch because everyone was singing her songs and she didn't like it. Come on, how dumb can you be?

Worst injury:

Ski accident, last year. I thought it was awesome that I could ski and everything without a help of an instructor. I went down one slope 3 times, all of which I stopped when I wanted to. When I was going down the slope the 4th time, either I stopped too late or there was nowhere to be stopped but when I decided to stop, my skis hit ice. So I slid, and I couldn't control the skis anymore, and the only thing that stopped me was a brick wall. It really hit me bad, I had a messed up face for a week. My friends all laughed at me because everyone managed to stop besides me. Even to this day, my friends make wall jokes.

What's your favorite type of fast food?

French fries, only when they're fresh. I only like them with sweet and sour sauce though, I'm not a great fan of ketchup. Ketchup never seems to amuse me, and BBQ sauce just taste weird. So my french fries has to go with sweet and sour sauce. (Sadly, if you're not eating McNuggets and McDonalds, they charge you like 30 cents for one dipping sauce.) My friend once told me his strategy of a always guarantee fresh french fries. Tell the cashier that you want unsalted french fries, so they have no choice but to make you a new batch. Once you get it, just get those salt packets on the side and add salt yourself. Smart guy.

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

I've given many of my guy friends wedgies, it's just hilarious to see them wiggle around. I think giving brief wedgies hurt more than boxer wedgies, but the guys are always saying it hurts. I don't really know how girls can't get wedgies, thongs is a call for wedgies.

Describe one time when you barfed.

I had hot and sour soup, and didn't feel well. I laid there for awhile and decided that no food is settling in my stomach. I went straight to the bathroom, threw it all up. When you throw everything up, your stomach is just empty. So I went to my phone and order takeout for more hot and sour soup. I don't think it was the soup that made me sick, and it wasn't. I really wanted that soup, so I ordered it again. Hey, hot and sour soup is really good. As a matter of fact I might order it tonight.

What is the grossest thing you ever ate?

Avocado smoothie. My mother has this whole smoothie ordeal she does every summer. When its strawberry banana smoothie, I know I'm safe. Alright, I'm Asian, my mother is VERY Asian, recently while she was reading the Chinese newspaper, she read that avocados is good for your health. She decided to make avocado smoothies telling me it's good for skin. Does avocado even have a taste? It's like drinking butter milkshake, and it was just no good. I mean I love guacamole, but they usually go along with other foods, but drinking a whole avocado? That's like drinking raw eggs, which I haven't tried and I hope to god my mother won't attempt raw egg smoothies.