Cute College Girls

A bit about Gloria...

Definitely or definately?

Hmm, definitely. But I can never ever spell that word, so I usually just leave it at def. Gets the point across right?

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Batman, hands down. It's that sexy ride, I'm a sucker for a hot car. Plus I saw the last one in Imax and it was amazing, and who doesn't love Heath Ledger?

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Well I was a parade princess for my school, so everyone called me princess. I don't think we had senior quotes but mine would be probably the entire Soco Amaretto Lime song by Brand New.

What's a good hangover cure?

Greasy ass food. The greasier the better. That's the only time I ever like the dining hall. My school serves breakfast until like 5pm for all the hungover kids, greasy hash browns always hit the spot.

Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?

Not exactly. I did get picked up by one the day after Halloween. My guy friend and I were trying to find a gas station at like 1 am using the maps on my phone and we were lost and a cop pulled us over while we were walking, and gave us a ride home. It was so awkward! I didn't know if I was going to get arrested (my friend had some weed in his pocket) or if I should make friendly conversation with this cop. We were all silent the entire ride. But my friends all evade cops by yelling 1-2-3 SOBER! whenever we spot a cop on Greek Row.

I have a theory that girls can't whistle, can you?

I can only whistle if I suck in, but not very well at all. Guess your theory should be girls suck at whistling.

What's the most epic way to die?

Fighting something super bad ass. Like a villain, or a cheetah, or a raptor. But first you have to do some damage, like maybe you both die in the end. Or at least put up a good fight. It should be like a scene in a movie and last a while. Then for your funeral you have to be burnt on a pyre. Then you go down in history as epic.

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

I think it should be something all futuristic-y like start with an X or a Z. Actually I would name it after Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century's catch phrase Zetus lupetus! Man, I loved that movie.

Describe your perfect date.

Something fun. Like go-karts. Or you know those MTV dating shows on at like 1 AM? Like parental control? They always have the most amazing dates! I want someone to take me on something like that, I like when boys get creative. And bring flowers! I like all that old romantic stuff.

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?

First base was 8th grade, second was 9th, third was 10th, and fourth was 11th. Look at me being all consistent.