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Haley Godfrey

Year  Junior    School  Clemson
Hometown  Clemson    Major  Psychology

Haley's Interview


Hey, where do you go to school?

Clemson.



Down south?

Oh yes, where are you?



New York.

Damn Yankee.



Yep, are you from down there too?

Yeah I'm actually from Clemson too.



You don’t seem like a southern girl.

What! How can you tell? I'm a southern belle. I've always wanted to go to New York and see the big Christmas tree though.


Yeah, you should check that out. I want to go ice skating.

Oh wow, I haven't been ice skating since I was like 7. It wasn't the best experience.



I don’t think I could stop. Like that kid from Mighty Ducks.

Oh my god I love Mighty Ducks. Goldberg was my favorite Mighty Duck.



Yeah he was pretty cool. I was a big fan of the knuckle puck kid. Have you ever seen Heavyweights?

I looooved Heavyweights! Lars? And Ben Stiller!



DO IT TO IT LARS.

And the blob right?



Yeah, dude the blob was awesome.

I loved that movie. We used to always watch Heavyweights and Camp Nowhere all the time.



Oh man Camp Nowhere was great too.

There's some scene where they say sh*t or something and I remember it being such a big deal and everyone going "ooooooo", you know? This happened at my daycare by the way.



That’s funny.

Like we used to have to call "Ernest Scared Stupid," "Ernest Scared 'the bad word'"....stupid? Come on. It's not that bad even for little kids.



Yeah what a weird thing to think about, when we couldn’t say bad words.

So weird, especially since now like 5 year olds are doing drugs. Okay, not really but maybe.



I really want to swear all of a sudden.

Do it! You're old enough now.



Just ‘cause I can.

Do it to it Lars.



F*CK!

Yay! I'm usually a pretty polite girl...but I get the mouth of a sailor when I drink and it's not even in a mean way, just with normal sentences and stuff.



Give me an example.

Oh my god it's f*cking raining outside. Look at that motherf*cker on the T.V. To be honest it's usually motherf*cking...f*cker....along those lines. This refrigerator is so f*cking cold.



Wow, you weren’t joking.

Have you seen The Departed?



Yeah, good movie.

That movie makes me want to kick someone's ass. It also makes me worry about randomly getting shot in the face....but ooh such a good movie.



Have you ever been in a fight?

Not really...not a real fight or anything. I've always wondered what it would be like to punch someone...like I really meant it, but honestly it'll probably never happen I'm pretty nice.



I’d like to knock someone out. Or just punch someone in the face. I feel like it’d hurt my hand a lot.

I kicked a guy in the balls in 4th grade because he wouldn't share the basketball, but that's about it.