Cute College Girls

A bit about Jennifer...

Underwear choice:

Honestly, the kind I forget are there.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

This coming election will be the first time I've voted for president! Screw American Idol.

Define all the bases.

First base: cutesy junk. Second base: making out, but still a bit cutesy. Third base: The beginning of clothing removal. Fourth base: Leaving the baseball park altogether.

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Nippled pink. It's like tickled pink, but better.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

That this one guy I know ate his boogers in class... in high school. It turned out to be true though. What makes it the best rumor? The guy was my ex.

Have you ever been grounded?

My parents never grounded me. Thankfully, they were very light on the punishments. Kinda like hippie parents. The worst things that I've done was while they were on vacation anyway.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

I could probably eat like 15, but then be gripping my stomach in pain all night.

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

New United States. I mean, our flag is there. That means we claimed it for us, and the Godless Communists can't have it, right? We'd better get to work on Mars then, or else it really will be a "red planet."

Ideal drunk food:

Anything crunchy. Scratch that... anything, really.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Yes... how could we not, we were the only ones in there, and for some reason decided to see "Welcome to Mooseport."