Cute College Girls

A bit about Jess...

Hidden talent:

Actually, I am really bad ass at guitar hero. Most guys don't expect that skill out of a girl and always offer to play against me. I beat most guys I know at the game. They even have to call me champion.

What's your favorite videogame, if any?

I actually am a gamer dork. I love old school video games like Sega or Nintendo just as much as my xbox360. However, if I had to pick one video game to be my favorite it would have to be Zombies Ate My Neighbors or Earthworm Jim on Sega Genesis.

Worst/best Truth or Dare?

Uhh, I'm not sure if you would consider this dare the worst or the best. It was this crazy night at this college party. I had to run away the dorm and kiss all the girls on their lips. I made a lot of new friends that night!

Worst job you've ever had:

Ugh!! It was my first job during this hot and humid summer. I worked at this deli and ice cream store by the river. I not only had to wear the ugliest green deli hat with matching outfit but I had to cook chicken. I am a vegetarian. I had to get raw chicken legs, pop the bone and twist it around itself like a pretzel. Soooo gross!! If that was not bad enough, I had to deal with thousands of little kids wanting ice cream and carpal tunnel in my wrist from the scoop.

What is your favorite jerky and why?

Ooh tough question! I am vegetarian and very proud of it. Do they make vegetarian jerky? I bet they do with some all natural soy based protein. Yeah I am going to have to skip the jerky. Can we just get some Doritos cooler ranch instead?

What cliché pick-up line would work on you?

The pick up line that would work on me: Hey, cute shoes! A confident guy who just walked up to me and complimented something about me. Actually, the best thing a guy could do to get me talking to him would be to walk up and tell me a joke. I think a great sense of humor is the sexiest thing about a guy. The pick up line that would not work on me: Hey you must be from Tennessee because are the only ten I see.

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

The boogie man! Ha ha No seriously, my biggest fear would have to be dark water. Let me explain what dark water I am talking about, like for example really deep water or water at night. I read all of Dan Brown's books including Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code and Deception Point. I guess I won't ruin the plot of Deception Point for you but it involves dark, deep water. Water covers about 70% of our planet and there are some places we have never explored. We think we are on top of the food chain? Plus Mr. Dan Brown describes drowning to last detail. Scary stuff!

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

I would have to be a Ladybug! One the lady bug is totally cute and colorful. They are loved for their appetite but if it bites you it does not hurt you. The lady bug is the state insect for Tennessee. The female is always bigger than the male. Lady bug sounds like one great lady!

When are you going to tell your parents you're on birth control? They have a right to know, they raised you for God's sake!

Whoops! The cat is already out of that bag! My parents and I tell each other everything even dirty jokes!

Definitely or definately?

Um I definately spell it D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y!