Cute College Girls

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Jessi DeThomas

Year Junior
School UMBC
Hometown Baltimore
Major History

So are you back at school now?

Yup, just got out of class.



How was that?

It was interesting, the class is about the second World War.



What do you want to do after you graduate?

Not sure yet. I'm going to get my masters so I might teach at community college or a private school.



I foresee a lot of your students asking you out.

Yeah, I foresee that too. I helped teach a 9th Grade English class last year and those kids tried asking me out.



Wow that's ballsy.

I think I'm a little too old for them though.



When I was in 8th Grade there was this ridiculously hot substitute, and all the guys were so in love with her that we were always well behaved. So you've got that going for you.

That's true. It'd make things a lot easier.



So what do you like to do when you're not learning about history?

Well, I work at a bar so that takes up a lot of time. Other than that I play a lot of video games, party, and just hang out with friends.



This prompts a whole slew of questions.

Ok, go for it!



I'm trying to figure out which is more exciting, alcohol or video games.

They're both cool. Sometimes we combine them.



That's ideal. I'd like to be buzzed, playing guitar hero and having sex right now. While eating a giant cookie.

Yeah, I'd like that too! You would be surprised how many Wii games can be turned into choice drinking games.



Ok, favorite video game.

Ooo, I love Final Fantasy 12. I haven't beaten the whole thing because there're so many side quests. I just started playing fear, also good, and I love Soul Caliber 3 and Halo. Good multiplayer games.



Wow, you really don't f*ck around. I thought you were just going to talk about Wii tennis.

I mean Wii tennis is fun, but there's nothing to blow up or kill.



What's the most annoying drink someone can order at a bar?

I'm a cocktail waitress so I just get the drinks, I don't have to make them.



Oh, that works out then. I'm sure you make ridiculous tips.

Yeah I do. I've always worked in restaurants 'cause cash at the end of the night is choice.



Girls that're attractive really have it pretty good in the tip department. It's kind of a funny concept, like guys giving you a lot of money makes you like them.

Haha, yeah well it doesn't hurt. It's better than the people that don't tip at all.



That's true, they slightly improve their chances by not being cheap.

Yes they do, most of the people that come in at night are regulars so they all know me really well, so that helps in the tip department too.



That's awesome, are you still working during school?

Yeah, three days a week.



What's your most embarrassing college moment?

I face planted on the stairs in front of the library once. I got a nice little scrape.



There's no worse part of your body to fall on than your face.

Nope, I'm lucky I didn't break my nose or something.



Man, how would you advise someone who knew nothing about girls to go about trying to get with you?

Well being honest is really key. Other than that being able to make me laugh... I love a guy that can make me laugh.



So like, nice body, nice teeth, clean - those don't matter right?

Well they certainly don't hurt. I would say I like my men to take showers and be clean.



Too late! You said honest and funny.

Damn, now I've got the honest, funny, stinky guy!



This is an open invite to all nasty, fat, gross looking funny and honest guys to hit on you. So romantic.