Jessica's Interview

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
I've definitely given a wedgie and of course got one in return. My friends wouldn't let me get away with it that easy.

Are you hot?
I have my good days and bad days. I wouldn't call myself HOT, but I think I'm good looking.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?
I LOVE LOVE LOVE pizza. Especially Pizza Hut. I could eat it all day every day.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Definitely, I think they're disgusting.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?
Hmm from what I recall I've only been dumped once. And I can't remember how many people I've dumped (sounds bad huh haha).

Worst job you've ever had:
Being a clerk at an office. This one time I shredded paper for literally three hours. You can't imagine how many trash bags of shredded paper I ended up with.

What grade were you in for first base? second? third? fourth?
Oh boy haha. That's a bit personal don'tcha think? I was in 9th grade ... for all of them.

How much money is in your savings account?
I don't have a savings account anymore. I'm totally broke though. My checkings account probably has less than $100 in it. It's so sad. I'm in desperate need for a job.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Not that I can remember. I don't think I've ever had a hot teacher, unfortunately.

What’s one thing all guys do that they shouldn’t?
To be totally honest I'm more like one of the guys so I could probably rant more about what girls shouldn't do ha. The first thing that comes to mind is them hooking up with multiple girls at the same time. That just causes too much drama. Girls are way too sensitive.