Jessica Ricordi

Hey, what're you up to?

Just got back from the barn and I'm so f*cking cold!

I rode my horse and turned out all the others ones and made sure they had their food and water and their blankets were on right and then I just chilled till they finished eating and turned them out!

Hahah no, I hate cows. I wouldn't even go near one, but I'll eat it!

I wonder how many websites are in the internet, or on the internet or whatever? I don't have a clue how it works, but as long as I can get on facebook and AIM then I don't really care. I think little wires send signals to the microchips and then the microchip tells the computer what's going down?

The government is probably reading this conversation right now. Because ya know, we're so important and all.

You mean do I think that a group of people are plotting against the rest of us? Possibly. I'm sure there is a bunch of sketchy shit going down but I wouldn't say I'm a conspiracy theorist. I'm looking up what a conspiracy theorist is exactly right now lol.

I know did you hear about the UFO sighting in Texas recently! I'm just going to move to Canada when I graduate.

You know there is a bunch of reports of aliens like abducting cows and stuff?!? Sure I believe in aliens, there's gotta be something else out there.

Yes for sure! My dad's seen them and so has my best friend's mom. And they're not crazy people or the type who would make up stories. I already told both my parents not to visit me when they're ghosts, I'd piss myself.

Different strokes for different folks! But I don't think witches are bad or anything. A little out there though.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WIZARDS! I hate them sooo much like Harry Potter and shit pisses me off but my roommate loves that kind of shit. She got like the wand for Christmas and would go around the apartment saying "Expellyamis" or whatever spell it is, it sounds like "smell ya armpits". Whatever, I don't know how to spell it or what it means but it just irritates me and aren't people who practice witchcraft considered witches? I've heard people who practice witchcraft call themselves witches, but I've never heard of anyone saying they're a wizard.

Really Jeff? Not cool. Wizards, unicorns, dragons, it all sucks.

Maybe not every weird topic, but we got pretty close! Oh, and I just looked it up and I think maybe I am a conspiracy theorist.