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Jessica Ricordi

Year Junior
School Westfield State
Hometown Hopkinton
Major Communications

Hey, what're you up to?

Just got back from the barn and I'm so f*cking cold!



What were you doing in the barn?

I rode my horse and turned out all the others ones and made sure they had their food and water and their blankets were on right and then I just chilled till they finished eating and turned them out!



Have you ever sat on a cow?

Hahah no, I hate cows. I wouldn't even go near one, but I'll eat it!



Can you explain how the internet works to me? I don't really get it.

I wonder how many websites are in the internet, or on the internet or whatever? I don't have a clue how it works, but as long as I can get on facebook and AIM then I don't really care. I think little wires send signals to the microchips and then the microchip tells the computer what's going down?



It's magic as far as I'm concerned.

The government is probably reading this conversation right now. Because ya know, we're so important and all.



Are you a conspiracy theorist?

You mean do I think that a group of people are plotting against the rest of us? Possibly. I'm sure there is a bunch of sketchy shit going down but I wouldn't say I'm a conspiracy theorist. I'm looking up what a conspiracy theorist is exactly right now lol.



I don't think we ever landed on the moon. And don't even get me started on Area 51. I could go on for days.

I know did you hear about the UFO sighting in Texas recently! I'm just going to move to Canada when I graduate.



Do you believe in aliens?

You know there is a bunch of reports of aliens like abducting cows and stuff?!? Sure I believe in aliens, there's gotta be something else out there.



So then you believe in ghosts too right?

Yes for sure! My dad's seen them and so has my best friend's mom. And they're not crazy people or the type who would make up stories. I already told both my parents not to visit me when they're ghosts, I'd piss myself.



I'm into witchcraft, what're your thoughts on that?

Different strokes for different folks! But I don't think witches are bad or anything. A little out there though.



So you believe in them then? Like there are witches and wizards, right?

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WIZARDS! I hate them sooo much like Harry Potter and shit pisses me off but my roommate loves that kind of shit. She got like the wand for Christmas and would go around the apartment saying "Expellyamis" or whatever spell it is, it sounds like "smell ya armpits". Whatever, I don't know how to spell it or what it means but it just irritates me and aren't people who practice witchcraft considered witches? I've heard people who practice witchcraft call themselves witches, but I've never heard of anyone saying they're a wizard.



I'm a wizard and a pretty damn good one too, if I do say so myself.

Really Jeff? Not cool. Wizards, unicorns, dragons, it all sucks.



Okay, we've officially hit every weird topic we could.

Maybe not every weird topic, but we got pretty close! Oh, and I just looked it up and I think maybe I am a conspiracy theorist.



Trust no one.