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Jillian Cimino

Year Sophomore
School University of Florida
Hometown Naples, FL
Major Nursing

So are you going out for Halloween?

Yeah, I’m trying on my roommate’s naughty nurse costume trying to decide what to be this year. Possibly a dead naughty nurse ‘cause Kappa Sig just had a naughty nurse and dirty doctor party, so I can't be a plain nurse.



What's your favorite word?

That's a tricky one. I remember my teacher telling me “cellar door” is the most beautiful "word/words" in the English language so I tried to think so, but I don't really see it. My favorite would have to be serendipity.



Wow, that has the potential to be the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

Yeah, she was a crazy lady who never taught much, let us take naps and watch movies, and have food parties every day, which mind you was 11th grade, not kindergarten. She didn't get the memo though.



That sounds like an awesome class. What should I go as for Halloween?

Hmm, well I just heard of an idea from one of my guy friends that’s really clever, but I’m not sure if I should give it away. Actually, I’m sure other people have thought of it, you dress in black and tape Barbie dolls to you. Hence "chick magnet".



That’s pretty creative, but I'd feel a little weird buying like 10 Barbies.

That's true. So did you think the dead nurse idea is good or kind of sucks?



No, I think it’s pretty good. Have like a needle in your neck or arm. But not a real one.

Haha, really? I thought you meant a real one. I’ll stick some BandAids on myself.



Yeah that works. Get really bloody too...not real blood though.

Again, I thought you meant real blood. Maybe I'll do half dead nurse, half vampire or like vampire nurse. I always found vampires hot after seeing queen of the damned.



Are you into vampire porn too?

Haha never seen it, so can't say I am.



Right, me neither.

What? Are you a fan of it? I didn't even know it existed.



Let's just change topics, ok?

Maybe after I dress up as one I'll look into that line of work. Who knows, maybe one day you'll see some vampire nurse in one and be like, wow, I convinced her to do that.



The biz is booming. There's always a market for new talent.

I doubt I'll resort to that line of work, but you never know what people will do to catch up on med school debt.



Smarty pants med school girl, huh?

My goal is to. Well I was originally pre med, then wanted to take the easier way out (meaning easier gen eds), but I realized I still want to do med school. I can't be just a nurse, I want to fix people and do surgery. We'll see if I last though.



Let's play some quick word associations okay? So you say the first word you think of when I say my word, get it?

Haha okay gotcha.



Alright, let's try a practice one first. Remember, first word you think of. "Luggage".

Vacation.



Perfect, "Tomato".

Sandwich!



"Tiny"

Tim.



"Huge"

Penis.



"Sweaty"

Shirt.



"Erect"

Penis, haha stop. Well not literally. Apparently I just have a dirty mind.



No, this is normal. Let's just get a couple more done. "Wet"

Bathing Suit.



"Cabbage"

Food? I don’t associate cabbage with anything. I'm not a fan of it.



Hahah ok, I just wanted to stump you. "8 and a half inch"

Hotdog.



Really???

Haha, no. I really thought of penis but I tried to stop myself.