Cute College Girls

A bit about Jocelyn...

Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?

Sadly No. Just Disneyland. I heard it's better than Disney World anyway so I'm not missing out on anything I hope. Only reason I would wanna go is because I saw the episode on Full House when the family went and Jesse and Joey did a radio show under water!

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for dick heads?

HUBBA BUBBA GUM! I don't know why, maybe it's the name. I guess some girls fall for dick heads because it's kind of like a chase. I mean what girl wants to just automatically know she can run a guy? I guess it is true that nice guys finish last. Sad to say. Unless they are incredibly good looking with a shiner of a smile.

What’s your beauty secret?

I wash my face twice a day religiously. Oh, and moisturizer. No one wants an ashy face. I guess brushing my teeth at least four times too. They aren't really beauty secrets though... but my main thing is my smile. I believe that when a girl smiles she is so much more beautiful. Unless she has an effed up grill.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Sure it is! It's nice being able to hold the guy too. Especially if the girl doesn't want the spooning to lead to forking.

Zack or Slater?

SLATER. I am a sucker for curly hair. Except I don't like how Mario Lopez looks now.. any guy that looks better in jeans than I do is a no-no for me.

What’s worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

YELLOW TEETH! I mean B.O you can get rid of in a matter of minutes with some body spray but yellow teeth takes time. It's the kind of smile only his mother can love.

How much money is in your savings account?

I think like 23 cents. I keep telling myself to put in 25 dollars from each pay check but I never get around to it. AND I work at a bank. I want to save up for a beach cruiser even though I live like half an hour from the beach.

What is the closest you've ever been to death?

I went sky diving and I jumped out of the airplane with my instructor and he couldn't get the parachute to open. Okay I'm kidding. My life isn't that exciting. But I was about to make a left turn and I had the green arrow but some stupid girl ran the red light and was going at a decent speed and somehow managed to miss me. So if she would have hit me, I would have been hit like, directly on the left side of my body.

Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

Something against a thesis? What the heck... I have never even heard of this word. I feel like I have failed at life.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

I want the room a bit dim, not too dark. During the dinner I want to have maybe a live Hawaiian band, like Malino. Then I want the room to have peach and white flowers with sea shells spread over the tables. My dress not too poofy but not plain, simple I guess. I don't like too much detail. A lot of friends and family, awesome food, me getting free drinks at the bar, and dancing... Did i lose?